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Dr Dave's Festivus thread!

I just came back from a Festivus party. I won hemorrhoid cream and suppositories, tampons, a reese's pieces Christmas tree, and a Miller lite beer cozy.At least I got to air my grievance that the Steelers suck and Patriots rule.
 
You know how they have Christmas in July because one year a whole bunch of people got stuck in some resort (National park) because of the snow and so to feel better they came up with the idea to have Christmas. How Quaint.

Well can we have a festivus for the rest of us in May? Please. IF NOT, WHY NOT! FUCK YOU! Just kidding. I mean how do we hold in our grievences until next year? I can't handle it? I mean until December. WHATEVER! STOP CORRECTING ME!
 
I Love Cunt said:
You know how they have Christmas in July because one year a whole bunch of people got stuck in some resort (National park) because of the snow and so to feel better they came up with the idea to have Christmas. How Quaint.

Well can we have a festivus for the rest of us in May? Please. IF NOT, WHY NOT! FUCK YOU! Just kidding. I mean how do we hold in our grievences until next year? I can't handle it? I mean until December. WHATEVER! STOP CORRECTING ME!
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There is a Festivus in May. It's where everyone dances naked around the Maypole and airs something other than grievances.;)
 
I mean, but what IF you were in a national park in July and SUDDENLY it started snowing?! And then you were there, trapped for weeks maybe, almost a month. And some ASSHOLE says, "HEY! LETS HAVE CHRISTMAS!"
I mean WHAT IF??!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!
 
Love Child said:
I mean, but what IF you were in a national park in July and SUDDENLY it started snowing?! And then you were there, trapped for weeks maybe, almost a month. And some ASSHOLE says, "HEY! LETS HAVE CHRISTMAS!"
I mean WHAT IF??!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!
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You'd have to tell them to feck off.
 
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