Dr Dave's Strong Duck for President in 2012

[Cassie]

Boogie will bite the nose off the duck hunters!

 

[Dr Dave]

He has many qualities that will make him a good part of the ticket.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He has four paws!

 

[Dr Dave]

That's 2 more then most people!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He once barked at a clown.

 

[Cassie]

He's a hit with the kitty cats.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He will chase cars for their votes.

 

[Cassie]

He will give babies stink kisses.

 

[The Question]

But babies are the result of stink kisses, so that is complete appropriate or inappropriate.

 

[Cassie]

He has terrible breath, ok? HE CAN'T HELP IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still smells better than Hillary!!!!!!!!1

 

[The Question]

Oh, I’m not judging. I’m just commenting on Strong Duck’s alleged sex scandal wherein his stink kisses allegedly impregnated a young intern who was allegedly from Newark, allegedly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Clearly The Saint is pro goose.