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Dreadful things I am NOT responsible for

Diet Coke tallboys!
 
Yes, because I can! I CAN!
It's the I CAN.
I guess I needed someone to tell me that it is okay to live in a yurt, dress casually, run a marathon and, drink a diet coke. It reminds me of the fast food episode from Mad Men where Peggy was telling moms it is okay to feed fast food to your family.
 
I like how they can't mention any health benefits of Diet Coke anymore (because there probably aren't any.)
 


Watch the whole thing, IT'S A STORY.
 
@headvoid are you responsible for the Hoff advertising Farmfoods?



 
Aw, shit. Zardu Hasselfrau.
 


Why is this woman so amused by Bing? "I, hahahaha, searched for something on Bing and, hahahaha, IT GAVE ME SEARCH RESULTS! Hahahaha!" - not an actual quote

(Maybe headvoid will come back if I bump this.)
 
Trick him by leaving a message on his profile!
 
Why does she phrase questions using American English?

“Real colorful dinosaurs”
 
She's probably American really and they dubbed her with an English accent for us. "I'ma a fixin' to Bing me some diney-saws, y'all!"
 
I bet there is an American version of that ad with the exact same graphics.
 
Boy I hope somebody got fired for that doozy.

(Actually I think they should - it undermines an overwise believable account from what appears to be a genuine Bing user in a campaign which must cost a substantial sum)

(Not that anyone’s going to use Bing anyway)
 
Bing is handy for porn. Google tries to steer you away from naughty stuff. Bing, on the other hand, wallows in it. Indeed, some porn searches, you daren't do in Bing. Because the hits it returns will damage your brain.
 
I bet that was definitely headvoid's idea.
 
Let's all assume it was until he shows up to tell us otherwise.
 
Headvoid, could you explain this Capri Sun advert (sorry about the quality, their official youtube channel won't upload it for some reason.)



Why is it so weird? Why does the voice actor sound like an Apprentice candidate putting on a "cool" voice to appeal to kids?
 
Sounds kind of Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Vey.
 
MAKE THEM DRINK WATER.
 
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