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Ear lobes: most pointless body part ever?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
YES.
 
They're like breasts for your head.
 
Ear lobes help you hear. they reflect sound into the ear canal.
 
They're also fun to nibble.
 
YOU'D KNOW.

(You're a cannibal.)
 
I ate a penis. It tasted like chicken.
 
How about the funny bone, I mean other than sending jolts of pain up your arm, what is it good for?
 
The appendix, hell, the word even means, "to add to..." Like the creator was all like, "Hm... I've got this little bit of scrotum left over, where should I stick this... how about we pack it in the abdomen?"
 
^hm..how come my karma comment didn't show up?

Ishcabittle, can you see what I wrote in your User CP?
it was:"lol- and, ew". ;)
 
anyway, I like my earlobes, I get to hang earrings from them. And I like boy's eaer lobes - sometimes they hang earrings from them (YUM!) and yes, they are good to nibble too....
wasn't there a song once, "I am a cannibal"?
 
and yeah, the "funny bone" isn't really funny at all, is it.
 
Ear lobes can be very sensitive
 
Yes, if you insult them they will often cry.
 
^bully!
 
Imagine if we had no genitalia and reporduced by touching fingertips?

People would be thrown in jail just for shaking hands in public.
 
I dont know how you shake hands, but generally I dont touch someone elses fingertips when I shake hands.
 
Sure you do. How could you not be touching their fingertips? :D
 
AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THOSE HAIRS YOU GET ON YOUR NIPPLES?
 
O_O.

Please tell me that is something I do NOT have to look foward to in life.
 
I thought all men had hairy nipples.
 
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