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EGGS MAYONNAISE ADMITS HE'S STR8

AND HAS HAD MORE PUSSY THAN WILT CHAMBERLAIN
 
You flatter me sir!

I had SOME pussy in the 80s before I gave it up for Eternal Gay Lent...
 
It wasn't very good, was it, Eggs? Not nearly tight enough, IMFO!
 
MAYBE WOMAN SHOULD HAVE THEIR PUSSIES TIGHTENED UP BY ROBOTS
 
LASER VAGINAL REJUVINATION SURGERY.
 
LADIES OF TK, LISTEN UP THIS IS MY RECIPE FOR TIGHTENING UP PUSSIES THUS FAR IT HAS YET TO FAIL 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEED:

1/2 CUP OF SUGAR
1/3 CUP OF SALTED VINEGAR
3 PINCHES OF PAPRIKA
1 PINCH OF FRESH GROUND PEPPER
1 EGG YOLK

THOUROUGHLY MIX ABOVE INGREDIENTS IN A SOUP BOWL AND BRUSH LIBERAL PORTIONS OF IT ON LOOSE PUSSIES. LET IT AIRDRY. SPRINKLE WITH SALT. REPEAT PROCEDURE EVERY DAY FOR ONE WEEK. THEN PM ME A PICTURE OF THE PUSSY AND I WILL SEND THE RECIPE FOR THE NEXT (MOST IMPORTANT) TREATMENT.
 
EWWWWW PUSSY PRETZELS
 
Why would anyone want to LOOK at a pussy?
 
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