EGGS MAYONNAISE: SUNDAY, AUGUST 6, 2006

[PreatorX]

QUIT ACTING LIKE A PECKER - THAT'S MY FUCKING JOB!

Oh, sorry! *takes off "I'm a pecker!" shirt and hands it back to Gagh*

Sorry about the sweat stains...

 

[Buttons]

Thats not sweat... Just how do you get semen unde ryour arms?

 

[Gagh]

WAIT A MOMENT YOUNG MAN - THAT ISN'T SWEAT!!!!!!

 

[PreatorX]

My johnson is VERY big...

 

[Gagh]

Thats not sweat... Just how do you get semen unde ryour arms?

WAIT A MOMENT YOUNG MAN - THAT ISN'T SWEAT!!!!!!

I think we're being too LoNAFfy, Buttons

 

[PreatorX]

STOP BEING LONAFY! BE TKISH!

You all suck your dad's penises while fucking your moms. Sarek's an idiot. Shut the fuck up Henoch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

 

[Harkley]

OMG!!!

PX SAID PENIS

THATS MY WORD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER CHAKOCAIT.

 

[Gagh]

REMEMBER CHAKA KHAN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER CHAKOHBEHAVE!

 

[Harkley]

OMG CHAKOTAY WAS GHEY?!!?

 

[Gagh]

LOL HE GOT THE TATTOO AT THE BLUE OYSTER BAR LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone is at least "bi-curious" these days. EXCEPT TOM CRUISE OMG DON'T SUE ME.

 

[Harkley]

I'LL SQUIRT YOU WITH WATER!!!

WITH MY SQUIRTLE!!

 

[Gagh]

WHAT, EVEN GUL DUKAT WAS BI-CURIOUS?

 

[Harkley]

GUL DUKAT WAS BI WITH SISKO!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES Dukat made Odo do the "Cardassian Neck Trick"...ON HIS COCK

 

[Gagh]

I wonder if Odo ever morphed into a giant cock when drunk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if Carol Vorderman ever wanks over Richard Whitely.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

NEVER MIND, EGGO BUTTERMILK WAFFLES! IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY WITH YOUR "WORK" AND YOUR "REAL LIFE" TO ANSWER ME THEN I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU!

just kidding. Bump again.