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Eggs' New MF Thread for Wednesday 12/07

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GOO!!!

*waves penis*
 
I can't do that.
 
Damn, I missed this yesterday!


*SPROING!!!!*
 
Better sproingy and late than never.
 
Alright quagmire.
 
It's not really sproingy. Even at age 34, it's usually rock-hard.


Unless I've had more than three drinks, then I'm useless in that department. So, when I come up to hang with you in NY, it's a waste of time to try and get me drunk and have your way with me. :(
 
^Your penis doesn't need to be erect for Eggs to have his way with you. ;)
 
And 3 drinks might just make it more palatable.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^Your penis doesn't need to be erect for Eggs to have his way with you. ;)

Holy shit, you're right! The perils of gay sex in the 90's!
 
It's an agenda, I tells you!!!!!!!! Eggs is a recruiter!
 
Kerb Crawler said:
And 3 drinks might just make it more palatable.


Sorry, bitch, my ass has a tattoo above it that says "EXIT ONLY"!

HAHAH!!! HOMOPHOBIC STRAIGHT MAN WITTY RESPONSE #008 IN A SERIES OF 125!!!
 
TREKKBBBBBBBS IS DOWN JSUT LIKE MY PANTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
HAHAH!!! HOMOPHOBIC STRAIGHT MAN WITTY RESPONSE #008 IN A SERIES OF 125!!!

COLLECT THEM ALL, TRADE THEM WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
 
Trade what, bodily fluids?
 
WHEREs the NEw thred FOR THRUSDAY?
 
Work's a little busy, I'll get to it before midnight.
 
Okay. I'll just stay here...alone.
 
I LOVE YOU WACKY!
 
Enough to KILL for me?
 
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