EGGS' NEW THREAD FOR MONDAY 1/16

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm so late for work it's not funny. I need to jump in the shower now. So of course I'm FRIPPINLICKLE IN DA BURBOLOL

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm late for work every day. But I'm still usually the first one here.

I'm perpetually late for my second job too, but I rilly dewn't give a shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Me neither. I've been there for 12 years, they need me to live, so they wait.

They get back at me by never having cashflow on hand for little things like on-time payroll.

 

[Buttons]

I over slept this morning too but I was already 2 hours over from the last week. I ROCK.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK, hitting the shower now. Which means I'll be back on in a couple of hours once I get to work and pour my first coffee.

It's mostly going to be MSWord work and proofreading, so I will have the need to RELEASE THROUGH SPAMMING IN THIS NEW AGE WE CALL FRED.l

 

[BlazerBoy]

No need. Fred just called and said the building was on fire. Might well come back to bed.

 

[Buttons]

Pix for the ladies.

 

[Dr Dave]

Have a coke too Eggs

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No need. Fred just called and said the building was on fire. Might well come back to bed.

False alarm. But I nearly got up out of my chair and headed for the airport upon reading "come back to bed".

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I could fuck Nicole DeBoer any time I wanted.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hey, most celebrities are 2 failed shows away from becoming a ho.

KEEP THE FAITH BRUTHA

 

[CaptainWacky]

Up the bum.

 

[Omega Weapon]

Up the flagpost.

 

[Dr Dave]

*bump*

 

[Omega Weapon]

THUMP
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