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EI has weapons of mass destruction.

Caitriona said:
LOL... I wish someone could have drawn them all a picture.

You can learn to spank? :bigass:
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Actually, Cait, While I don't spank (yet), I like to play with your sensations. Mostly touch.
Light, hard, soft, wet, dry, hot, cold, sharp, deep, tickle, pain.
I know how to use a blade very well.
 
Blindgroping said:
Actually, Cait, While I don't spank (yet), I like to play with your sensations. Mostly touch.
Light, hard, soft, wet, dry, hot, cold, sharp, deep, tickle, pain.
I know how to use a blade very well.
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Oh really!!!!! Sensation is what it is all about!!

Blades??! ;)
 
I used to work at a newspaper type place before computers took over. I got really good with an X-acto knife.
I can cut the top sheet of tissue paper while it's on a stack.
I won't use an X-acto on people, but I keep my knives Damn sharp, I can shave with a few of them.
 
I rarely log on to EI anymore other than to read the latest scuffle going on the AQG. Can anyone tell me if the rest of the board is being affected by this change in how the Fearless Leaders are being so strict, or is this behavior confined only to the AQG?
 
Jack got into loads of trouble over something that happened in another forum-OT forum I believe. BDM got banned for using a bad proxy or whatever. Things like that.
 
Strange that I have mocked the admins yet I remain. Another ridiculous conspiracy theory. I do not even bother to hide my IP address either. Too lazy. I have slapped the admins of this site around so often my hand is sore. What gives? Why do I remain??
 
Doesn't hurt that I am Canadian. There is not an American authority figure who can touch me with a 2000 mile long pole. Gotta love the American recording industry and their efforts to ban the downloading of music here in Canada. My country sent the fuckers back home with their tails firmly tucked in between their legs. Fuck the USA and its attempts to tell us how we may run our country. Dowloading of music is now illegal in the USA. It is 100% legal in Canada. One Canadian individual was taken to court by the American recording industry over the hundreds of thousands of songs he distributed throughout the internet. The result? Never had to pay a fucking penny and no time in jail. In fact, right after his court date he mocked the USA by continuing with his downloads right after arriving home from court. *points at the 'mighty' USA and laughs heartily*
 
At least I don't drift from forum to forum flaming & trolling you, because I told you what & where to post.
 
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