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Elijah Wood's on Graham Norton for the billionth time

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Are those two dating or something?!
 
Is Elijah really gay or does he just pretend to be to boost his fanbase?
 
I get gay vibes from him, or maybe he's just really open minded. Actually, I'm not sure there's a difference. Seems really cool and down to Earth, though. And he can do an excellent British accent.
 
Down to MIDDLE EARTH you mean.
 
I'd like to plow his middle earth.
 
Yes but would you have sex with him?
 
Only in an emergency, like if I were within 50 feet of him.
 
It's a shame we can't programme Wood to kill, seeing as he gets so near that Irish twat so many times.
 
Graham Norton is how I imagine Henoch would be like if he was injected with estrogen.
 
Henoch is buff.
 
Henoch was Buffy?

Fuck. I perved over her / him on more than one occasion.

VOMITS.
 
A HENOCH SO HOT HE'S BUFFY
 
"Naturally buff, Buff!"

I've not been able to get that line out of my head for years.

Then again I am INSANE.
 
INSANE LIKE A FOX OR SOMETHING USUALLY NOT ATTRIBUTED WITH MENTAL ILLNESS LOL
 
Are you still upset at Norton for his tasteless Bee Gee joke Gagh?
 
I can't even remember it. I've just never liked the little shit.
 
Fair enough.

I used to like him on channel four, not so keen on him on the beeb.

Stupid BBC always poaches the talent from channel four, then either dosnt know what to do with them (everyone but Johnathon Ross) or crams them on every possible show (Johnathon Ross)

For a good example of how not to best use talent poached from channel four, see the remake of randell and hopkirk deseased.
 
Remember when they stole Johnny Vaughn from Channel 4...THEN SHOT HIM?
 
He certainly died on stage, yes.

The BBC have a habit of taking Big Brother presenters. Dermy(got nothing good to do), Davina(awful chat show), Russell(good Radio 2 show).

What'd Graham Norton say about the Bee Gees?
 
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