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Elle Muchacho is my BEECH

El Machorro said:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/usercp.php

look who is most obsessed with me...
and those are not all the neg reps....
when the first neg rep was sent I owned this shithole.
Let's see here... according to the link, I have:
7 pos reps from Cacophony
4 pos reps from The Dork Lord
2 pos reps from bad dog
1 pos rep from jack
1 pos rep from Love Child
5 neutral reps from El Machorro
0 neg reps
and a total of 254,272 karma points.
Thanks for the link, but I generally hit 'UserCP' at the top menu bar.
 
El Machorro said:
Trolling trolls is becoming predictable.
They all think alike nose in ass in front of them,
that means nobody here is actually thinking.
I feel like Im taking advantage of short bus trolls.
A small daisy chain of inbred self deluded trolltards.
Circle jerking them selves off , subnormal mental masturbating
low intelligence insect trolls being
fried flying into the bugzapper.
I wave a rag in the air and the flock turns on a dime .
If I experienced one post that did not hump another
and ride it like a little girl on a merry go round I'd fall over.
Not one time was any post close to not
being the dumbest crap responses I have ever witnessed.
Do you guys get out much?
You need a shot of new blood in here..
this place is trollocentric not to mention
silly.
Ill do my best to get you some traffic
you poor dear lovely little trolls
untouched by the outside world.
Are you sure that all of you are not one
boring person posting from a convent??
Well you did take me to new low in dullness
and or boring.
I dont even want to own you...gawd..
worthlessness, nothingness, teenage dialog,
and more closet homos and transexuals
than I wish to think about.
Ill be around now and again to check on
your development now that you have
an example of creativity and applied imagination.
Intellectually you guys are neutered.
If you were holding back you fooled me.
Im thinking underage virgins , pedophiles,
cross dressing stalker, severely confused bisexuals,
acne basket cases, fat fucking children,people
who will never have sex with other humans,
shut ins, heavily medicated outpatients,
lobotomized success stories, poster children for
botched toilet training, boys that wank at girls in
comic books, parents basement dwellers,
terminally stoned nitwits, emotionally disfigured
incest victems, self sodomites,members of the
I beat off 15 times a day club, guys who have had
sex with a parent, there are no real women here
by the way..hint hint nudge nudge wink wink...
this place is chock full of gay predators....
anyway I tried..see you around..
my comic book collection is world class...
and now I can write one about this place..
hee haw!
COME VISIT ME SOON..YOU WILL
AS SOON AS YOU KNOW WHERE...
and ubernerds
Ok fuckface, I gave you the benefit of the doubt and read through all of this shit, just because I'm a nice girl.

Are you retarded? I'm being absolutely serious here. Either you're legally retarded, or English isn't your first language. You sound like a complete and utter idiot. Not only are you full of shit, but you don't have the literary competence to bullshit your way through anything.

You have no skills.

Fail.
 
El Machorro said:
Hint" your neg reps dont mean anything to me other
than proof you guys are weak little shits..
that cant stand up one at a time.

What's interesting about how little this all means to you is how many times you are saying how little it means to you.

Threads and threads and threads explaining in excruciating detail just how little it really means to you.

In a word: PWNED

:pats chupa on el keppe:
 
jack said:
What's interesting about how little this all means to you is how many times you are saying how little it means to you.

Threads and threads and threads explaining in excruciating detail just how little it really means to you.

In a word: PWNED

:pats chupa on el keppe:

I laughed at this.
 
Cacophony said:
Ok fuckface, I gave you the benefit of the doubt and read through all of this shit, just because I'm a nice girl.

Are you retarded? I'm being absolutely serious here. Either you're legally retarded, or English isn't your first language. You sound like a complete and utter idiot. Not only are you full of shit, but you don't have the literary competence to bullshit your way through anything.

You have no skills.

Fail.

YOU ARE A DUMBTWAT THEN..what else can I say if you cant muster enough cognition to comprehend..that coming from a deadbird avatar that posts in non sentences. now did I expect anything more from you than a retaRd reply?NO. yOU FUCKING PROVE everything Im saying is true you virgin for life self finger banging goth wannabe. i mean you are the poster child for being trolled.
even if you think you are a troll and are trolling right now..sorry ..for me to validate you id have to lower the bar and standards. think about going to the forum for catatonic girls who dropped out of school in 5th grade and joining there. a girl..ha ha..postoperative i imagine..your clit used to be a needle dick.
youre my bitch now...so im offering you up for a forum gangbang...
 
El Machorro said:
YOU ARE A DUMBTWAT THEN..what else can I say if you cant muster enough cognition to comprehend..that coming from a deadbird avatar that posts in non sentences. now did I expect anything more from you than a retaRd reply?NO. yOU FUCKING PROVE everything Im saying is true you virgin for life self finger banging goth wannabe. i mean you are the poster child for being trolled.
even if you think you are a troll and are trolling right now..sorry ..for me to validate you id have to lower the bar and standards. think about going to the forum for catatonic girls who dropped out of school in 5th grade and joining there. a girl..ha ha..postoperative i imagine..your clit used to be a needle dick.
youre my bitch now...so im offering you up for a forum gangbang...
You're getting better. Now through in some capital letters and apostrophes and maybe a few commas, and you've got it!

I can see that you come from Brawl Hall. I personally don't like alot of flamer's style. The ludicrous (that means far fetched ;)) stories don't seem like flames at all to me. When I read them, I laugh. Which is what this post made me do.

For one, you assumed that my avatar has anything to do with my personality when in reality I chose it because I like the author who uses it as cover art. You also assume that I'm goth. Oh yeah. I'm obsessed with the macabre... uh huh, that's right. Because I've given any indication of that. I mean, my upbeat personality and all around goodnaturedness can only indicate that I'm gothic. Right on.

You see, you don't know me. So if you're going to attempt to insult me, read through some of my posts and get to know me. And then attack me. Then maybe you won't look like a completelly owned fucktard.
 
El Machorro said:
YOU ARE A DUMBTWAT THEN..what else can I say if you cant muster enough cognition to comprehend..that coming from a deadbird avatar that posts in non sentences. now did I expect anything more from you than a retaRd reply?NO. yOU FUCKING PROVE everything Im saying is true you virgin for life self finger banging goth wannabe. i mean you are the poster child for being trolled.
even if you think you are a troll and are trolling right now..sorry ..for me to validate you id have to lower the bar and standards. think about going to the forum for catatonic girls who dropped out of school in 5th grade and joining there. a girl..ha ha..postoperative i imagine..your clit used to be a needle dick.
youre my bitch now...so im offering you up for a forum gangbang...

All you are showing us with this post is that you know nothing about your opponent, lack the language to express yourself correctly and fully, and precisely how self-pwned you are.

If you start digging sideways, you may just get out of that hole you're in.
 
Ishcabittle said:
All you are showing us with this post is that you know nothing about your opponent, lack the language to express yourself correctly and fully, and precisely how self-pwned you are.

If you start digging sideways, you may just get out of that hole you're in.
You were the last one that I would have thought capable of being suckered into saying something that erroneous and irrelevant. I simply dont dig you at all now so join the club. wink wink nudge nudge.
You ask me how can this all be true?Because I say it is.
How the fuck can you read anyway, your eyes would the display screen.
 
Cacophony said:
You're getting better. Now through in some capital letters and apostrophes and maybe a few commas, and you've got it!

I can see that you come from Brawl Hall. I personally don't like alot of flamer's style. The ludicrous (that means far fetched ;)) stories don't seem like flames at all to me. When I read them, I laugh. Which is what this post made me do.

For one, you assumed that my avatar has anything to do with my personality when in reality I chose it because I like the author who uses it as cover art. You also assume that I'm goth. Oh yeah. I'm obsessed with the macabre... uh huh, that's right. Because I've given any indication of that. I mean, my upbeat personality and all around goodnaturedness can only indicate that I'm gothic. Right on.

You see, you don't know me. So if you're going to attempt to insult me, read through some of my posts and get to know me. And then attack me. Then maybe you won't look like a completelly owned fucktard.

gee whiz cockhoney, what took you so long? ATTACK YOU? I was just trying to see if anybody was home? Frankly your earlier responses were nugatory. I will read you for sure now. I would never think about anybody in terms of their avatar. Yours is very unique.
 
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