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Every day in the Shower

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I give two Nazi salutes.

It's the only way to wash my armpits.

It's Hitlers legacy.

I used to shout HEIL HITLER when I lived alone.
 
Move to NYC -- you'll learn to wash them 'straphanger' style instead, and avoid all those disturbed looks from the neighbors.

(DISCLAIMER: I still get the disturbed looks, but for other reasons)
 
Hitler appreciates it.
 
I thought this was going to be another Gwyneth thread...
 
Wait, what kind of showers do y'all have?
 
Showers? What are showers?
 
I only shower under natural waterfalls.[/Gwyneth]
 
EVERY DAY IN THE SHOWER I OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
 
The sad part of that is you used a VHS copy.
 
The sad part of that is you used a VHS copy.

Yeah, everyone knows Betamax is where its at.
 
YOU TWO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS :rwmad:
 
But then how will they suck our cocks?

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Loktar, asking the important questions of our time.
 
And still waiting for the important answer of our time.
 
A long wait, awaits the asker.
 
I just blue myself.
 
I just red your post.
 
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