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EVIL FAIRIES FIGHT PEADOPHILES!

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
This week on Torchwood.
 
Sounds like MJ is beating himself up :eek:
 
That would have been BLEACHED FARIES FIGHT SIMILARLY BLEACHED PEDOPHILES, IMHO.
 
Gwen snogs the asian girl just because she has to snog someone inapprorpriate every week.
 
DANIEL CRAIG TO KILL JOHN BARROWMAN AND TAKE OVER THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN JACK?
 
AND REFUSE TO "GAY IT UP" AND INSTEAD STAB JOHN LESLIE IN THE NECK?
 
John Leslie could be just what this programme needs. He fist well with the cheesy "odd sex" theme.

Was there a lesbian kiss? I had decided to alphabetically arrange my collection of cardboard boxes so didn't manage to watch all of it.
 
2nd episode, gap tooth and alien host nympho
 
Aaaah so no gay sex reference this episode?

I did see some granny sex refered to. or am i searching too hard?
 
There was no kisses, but people were fisted to death.

Plus there was a peado and an abusive stepfather.
 
We really need to stop talking about this shit, I feel responsible for our American friends downloading it and then hating us for wasting their time.

(the fisting was funny though - especially when you look at my John Leslie typo above)
 
They deserve Torchwood for giving us Maddona
 
YAY Torchwood is so fantastic. The special effects, the acting. I'm gripped I tell you.
 
But, but.. we also gave you the Hoff! You guys love the Hoff don't you?
 
Cassie said:
But, but.. we also gave you the Hoff! You guys love the Hoff don't you?

I loved K.I.T.T. more.
 
"michael, ghey robot cars need love too, michael"
 
KITT WAS A SLUT!!!
 
The Germans are most thankful for the Hoff. I mean, he DID single handedly break down the Berlin Wall with his bare fists.

Meanwhile, Jack did put his hand on Ianto's shoulder for a long time. That was quite an invasion of the guy's personal space, although considering he saw his girlfriend turn into a robot, get attacked by a pterodactyl and perform brain surgery on herself last week, it probably didn't seem a very big deal.

I'm glad the Jack/Granny action was eventually cut from the episode.
 
Did they ever find the dead Jap Ianto's bird killed?
 
AMERICA NEEDS MORE NAKED JOHN BARROWMAN!
 
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