I feel that I must tell you all, that you are all awful trolls!
Your are all misguided individuals. For a number of years, I have been desperately trying to lead you down the path toward Troll Utopia. With this sort of petty bickering, how can it ever be achieved?
Of course, the thread is instantly lowered in quality by the mere presence of ExIslers. This miscreant population have been utterly trolled into the ground by my superb skills, time and time again. Many of them are in such a dizzy over this, they don't appear to have noticed the success I have had.
I pity them, and their presence. I only visit ExIsle to offer a close-to-edge minority in your cloy, pasty & happy population. It is a shame they cannot see pure quality were it exists. To shun the expertise I bring, and push me to the fringe minority is expected of buffoons, wastrels & the closed-minded.
I reject you, ExIsle, and urge you to join the well trodden path toward Troll Utopia!