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Facebook looks even shitter now?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
More like...Shitbook?
 
I was hoping all the cool people would stop using Facebook after they found out about the NSA and their fake Facebook server but the cool people didn't stop using Facebook when their mom's and gran's started using it so THEY PROBABLY WON'T EVER :rwmad:
 
facebook sucks, cept for candy crush.
 
Fuckerberg, imo.
 
Jewkerberg
 
tg I bought that stock at 23 when I got in
 
I call it Facebucket.
 
Whenever I feel down I visit facebook. The amount of inspirational quotes, typed out over Canadian landscapes really lift my mood.

That, and finding out that people I worked with 8 years ago like Nando's
 
And of course all the PUPPIES AND KITTEHS DOING THINGS THAT PUPPIES AND KITTEHS DO ZOMG.
 
I didn't see any changes on FB recently. Have I missed something?
 
Someone you know has been playing Farm Hero Saga! You wanted to know that, right?
 
It rolls out slowly. You hear faint rumblings to begin with, then nothing. Just as you've started to think you're safe, the full impact hits. Chaos. Your precious photos are gone. Communication lines are unreliable. 6 of your friends have recently liked FEMA.

"This is it. The end is nigh", says a man. "I'm tellin ya, nothing can survive a redesign like this."
 
Its weird, my wife is on the new one, but it hasn't reached me yet.
 
Everything is decided by THE MATRIX.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
It rolls out slowly. You hear faint rumblings to begin with, then nothing. Just as you've started to think you're safe, the full impact hits. Chaos. Your precious photos are gone. Communication lines are unreliable. 6 of your friends have recently liked FEMA.

"This is it. The end is nigh", says a man. "I'm tellin ya, nothing can survive a redesign like this."
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No really Fuddlemiff, don't hold back, tell me everything. TELL ME EVERYTHING. Oh wait, I meant that to sound like, "tell. me. everything."
Aw forget it.
 
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
DID SHE PUT UP A FIGHT?
 
It's not massively different. Most stuff stays where it was, but the distinction between each post is really subtle so sometimes you can't tell where one finishes and the next begins (not sure if it's bad design or intentional so you unwittingly read adverts).
 
That same annoying thing is there where they occasionally change your News Feed to "Top Stories" from "Most Recent" and you have to change it back yourself.

Stupid fucking fucks.
 
Yeah I'm wondering what the sinister motive is behidn pushign "top stories" on us. Advertising thing?
 
Yup - Top Stories means they will push things you've already liked or commented on to the top, which feeds their algorithms for what kinds of customized ads to feature on the page. BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO SEE THINGS I'VE ALREADY SEEN WHEN I GET A NOTIFICATION IF SOMEONE ADDED A COMMENT OR LIKE ANYWAY? STUPID FUCKING FUCKS.

It's actually been part of FB for a long time, it's just that it's more noticeable now.
 
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