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FBI negged me

Yub

Yub

Anachrophobic
and now I'm sad. So sad. Why did you neg me FBI? Are you a koala? I'm sorry I said koalas aren't sexy. I'm sorry I'm a horrible duck rapist. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FBI! PLEASE! I'M SORRY!

*rapes a du...*

No I mustn't. Duck rape is wrong.

*asks the duck to share his bed in mutual respect, has gentle respectful duck sex with duck*

A willing sex is a happy duck! Now are there any koalas who want a threesome?
 
Why don't you love me FBI?
 
kekekeke
 
Did you eat any of his stuff Yub?
 
¿Que?
 
I heard he is missing some chairs, did you eat them?
 
No, I don't eat chairs. Is he missing any bacon? I ask mainly because I don't know what the hell I get up to while I sleep.
 
You should tape yourself while sleeping.
 
I don't sleep naked, fellas. You'd get me snoring for 8 hours.
 
Yub said:
I don't sleep naked, fellas. You'd get me snoring for 8 hours.
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LIES ALL LIES! YOU BACON CHAIR EATING PHILANDERER!
 
Have you ever watched Teletubbies?
 
Yes. But I never seen a full episode.
 
It's pretty terrifying, even while high.
 
I only watched to see the giant baby sun. I was warped beyond imagining. Then I encountered the Boobahs. Them's freaky. BOOOOOOOBAAH
 
I would like to go on record of apologizing to Mr. Dark Pickle for Negging him. It was inapropriate and wrong. It had nothing to do with him at all and I will not do it again.


























(tonight) ; )

xoxoxoxoxoxoo
 
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