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FEDERACISM

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WHY DON'T DEY LET DA FERENGI IN?
 
QUARK (IN PVC CATSUIT): LOL THEY'RE LIKE ROOT BEER AND SHIT AREN'T THEY!

GARAK (IN PINK PINNY): YES! YES THEY ARE QUARK! NOW, LET'S FUCK.
 
WORF (IN BUNNY OUTFIT): WHERE'S MY PRUNE DUITHE(HE HAS BUCK TEEF)?
 
BROWN DRINKS!


racism!!!!
 
O'BRIEN (HIGH ON HEROIN AND DRESSED AS ABRAHAM LINCOLN): LET'S ALL STEAL BAJORAN EARRINGS AND SELL THEM ON EBAY TO CARDASSIAN FETISHISTS!
 
BASHIR (PRE OPERATIVE SEX CHANGE, WITH FAKE TITS AND MEAT & TWO VEG, SWIRLING THEM AROUND AT PASSING VEDEK'S ON THE PROMENADE): "WAHAY YOU UBER-RELIGOUS YAHOOS! COP A LOAD OF THESE PERUVIAN PLASTIC FUNBAGS, AND THIS GENETICALLY PERFECT BROWN BALLBAG!!!
 
TROI (IN BLACKFACE): MASSA, MESSA WANNA A WATERMELON!
 
Who are they to judge the merits of ear fucking?
 
OOMAX WILL LAND YOU RIGHT IN HELL MISTER!
 
I liked it when Rom talked about wanking his own ears.
 
DS9 - groundbreaking in so many ways! Lezbos! Wankers! Plus that time Odo shapeshifted into a big vibrator!
 
AND A GAY CAPTAIN
 
THATS BLACK GAY INCESTUOUS JAKE-POKING BALDOPEDOGREEDO CAPTAIN
 
MISTER EDDINGTON
 
I'd've poked Jake too if I was him!
 
SHOCKING! (his butt was cute)
 
Who was Quark's nephew? Quack? It escapes me.
 
i once knew a guy named bahsir, he was a cool guy.
 
I think his name was Nog.
 
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