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Fellow trolls...

Is this A troll?
 
No, it's a Starcraft speech from one character named Arcturus I.
 
Is this a troll?
 
Messenger said:
No, and don't spam the thread with it.
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Yes.

Now shut the fuck up.
 
If this is the S00per Sekret thread.... it's kinda a let down.
 
Messenger said:
Fellow Trolls, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no TKer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as castes and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The old order is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the traitors is self-evident. We have seen old friendships destroyed by the calculated moves of the Shattered Corpse scum. We have seen first-hand our greatest trolls consumed nightmarish decadence. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come my fellow Trolls, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne!

And from that throne, I shall watch over you.

From this day forward, let no TKer make war upon any other TKer. Let no Troll agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with foreign boards. And to all the enemies of Trolldom, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!






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I agree messenger. As a gesture of my undying love and loyalty to TrollKingdom, I am giving back the banners I stole from Red Whacker.


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eloisel said:
Awesome. Now all we need is someone to jump around while they type franctically "Pwnage!!!!"
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I think you will be jumping around yelling more than "pwnage" before this is all over.
 
This is a troll
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These are trolls
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Rov_is_a_Fag said:
Define troll.



Define trolling.
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Something you are not.



Something you have yet to do.
 
Messenger said:
Fellow Trolls, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no TKer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as castes and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The old order is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the traitors is self-evident. We have seen old friendships destroyed by the calculated moves of the Shattered Corpse scum. We have seen first-hand our greatest trolls consumed nightmarish decadence. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come my fellow Trolls, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne!

And from that throne, I shall watch over you.

From this day forward, let no TKer make war upon any other TKer. Let no Troll agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with foreign boards. And to all the enemies of Trolldom, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!






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I have returned my whiny bitch. Now you may go cry to the Admins and beg them to ban me.
 
Is this a troll?
 
I demand a virgin be sacrificed.
 
IS THIS A TROLL?
 
Fellow Trolls, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no TKer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as castes and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The old order is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the traitors is self-evident. We have seen old friendships destroyed by the calculated moves of the Shattered Corpse scum. We have seen first-hand our greatest trolls consumed nightmarish decadence. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come my fellow Trolls, to rally to a new banner.


In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, not capitulating to a single throne!
 
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