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Filipino Box Spring Hog

Shitty Dual

schroedinger's fat
Well I hung on to Mary's stump
I danced with a soldiers glee
 
With a rum-soaked crook
And a big fat laugh
I spent my last dollar on thee
 
I saw Bill Bones gave him a yell
Kehoe spiked the nog
 
With a chain link fence
And a scrap iron jaw
Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog
 
Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog
 
Spider rode in from Hollister Berm
On a one-eyed stolen mare
 
Donned himself with the chicken fat
Sawin on a jawbone violin there
 
Kathleen was sittin down
In little reds recovery room
In her criminal underwear bra
 
I was naked to the waist
With my fierce black hound
And I'm cookin up a Filipino box spring hog
 
Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog
 
Cookin up a Filipino box spring hog
 
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bey
 
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
 
Gotta slap that hog
Roll him over twice
 
Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
 
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
 
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
 
Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty in a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
 
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especial for you
 
Worse won a prize for her Bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
 
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