Finish the Sentence

[Bladev1]

bed soon

I masturbate to mental images of

 

[S. SaDiablo]

I masturbate to mental images of...certain TK members.


I can never find...

 

[Bladev1]

my mind.

I wish I lost my virginity at a/n _____________ age

 

[Lilith]

....later age. I could have saved myself a lot of bullshit.

My favorite movie is.....

 

[Conchaga]

... one that involves a lot of dialogue and very little special effects.

I have an oral fixation, but...

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

not enough time to properly use my talents.

This bugs my wife because.....

 

[Conchaga]

I have constant cold sores.

When I'm taking it up the ass I like to think about...

 

[WingedWeasel]

...exactly how good it feels.


I'd give anything to meet.....

 

[MORBO]

A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE PRETENTIOUS IMPORT OF BEING MORBO.

THE LAST TIME MORBO CAME, MORBO SAW ________________.

 

[WingedWeasel]

Stars and worlds exploding...


Morbo is green because...

 

[Shatna]

He ate a planet that didn't agree with him!

I'm feeling unfulfilled today because ________ .

 

[Lord Raffles]

My first born turned out to be a queer.

I caught him ________

 

[WingedWeasel]

selling womens shoes on a street corner.


Coasters are for.....

 

[Donovan]

beat me to it. Coasters are for table hockey practice.

My neck hurts from ________________

 

[WingedWeasel]

trying to run a hula hoop around it.


I'd most like to drive a.......

 

[Morrhigan]

n/m

 

[keekeen]

I'd most likely drive a Lamborghini Diablo.

However I am___________________

 

[Bladev1]

too fuckin poor to afford one


I have a bumper sticker on my ass that reads.......

 

[Morrhigan]

I have a bumper sticker on my ass that reads... "Kiss this."

When I was a little kid, I liked to...

 

[Bladev1]

blow stuff up

now that i'm "mature" I like to