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usually laugh and insult right back.


Jellybeans are for______________.
 
interesting sex play.

My daddy touched me...
 
YESTERDAY.

IF IT FEELS LIKE MORE THAN TWO FINGERS IT'S PROBABLY A ___________
 
hotdog in a hallway.

My girlfriend's pussy is...
 
shedding quite a lot of hair.


Horses are________________.
 
for Dressage.

Women are worth..
 
A BUCK AND A QUARTER.

NEVER TRY AND CHANGE A LIGHT BULB WITH _______________
 
women unless they leave TK forever a dozen times a week


Assholes are like______________
 
opinions. Everyone has one.


Internet Hussy's give really good__________________
 
keypad


Tampons never go in sideways cuz
 
STONE COLD SAID SO.

SOME LIKE IT ______________
 
over easy with a side of bacon.

Metal underwear chafes, so I decided to switch to...
 
Silk.

If I ever met Brad Pitt in person, I would...
 
say "You were awesome in 'Cutting Class', dude!"

If I had a hammer, I'd...
 
Smash the glass ceiling


I want the DLA to come save TK because________________
 
the current batch of n00bs are simply pathetic.

The blue sky on Wednesday was strange and ____________.
 
The blue sky on Wednesday was strange and... the clouds tasted like cotton candy!

There is a ______ growing from your ______.
 
There is a mayonnaise tree growing from your tomato crop.

A woman's scorn is a ______________.
 
A woman's scorn is a... symptom of bitchiness.

I want to fly to Venus because...
 
there's a lot more penis.

I love stupid rhymes because...
 
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