Finish the Sentence

[Mandi]

I love stupid rhymes because.....I am easily entertained and have no life!



I had sex with your ________ and it was better than _________

 

[Conchaga]

I have had sex with your eye socket and it was better than using my hand.

Don't love me and...

 

[Morrhigan]

Don't love me and lie to me.

I don't believe in...

 

[Mandi]

I don't believe in...purple flying monkeys!

I hate people who...

 

[WingedWeasel]

....blow there nose at the dinner table.


Lincoln logs are____________________.

 

[Dark Link]

...fun to build with.

Stephen King is...

 

[WingedWeasel]

my neighbor.


Books are for_____________.

 

[MORBO]

SQUASHING THINGS. OR MAKING THINGS LEVEL.

THREE-TINED FORKS ARE _____________

 

[WingedWeasel]

cheap knockoffs.



Perfume is for_______________.

 

[MORBO]

SMELLING.

TIC TACS ARE FOR ______________

 

[WingedWeasel]

stinky cheese breath.

Polar Bears are really just __________________.

 

[curiousa2z]

misunderstood.

If you really knew my_____________________

 

[WingedWeasel]

mom, you'd cry.


Marijuana is _______________________.

 

[Morrhigan]

...smellly.

When I win the lottery, I'm going to...

 

[Neil]

smell like marijuana.

The Devil made me _____________

 

[Pryce]

The Devil made me do naughty things and I had fun doing them.

My idea of relaxing ______.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

My idea of relaxing...is a bubblebath by candle light.


My knee fucking hurts from...

 

[Neil]

that skateboard mishap.

An annoying thing I intentionally do to others is ______________

 

[Morrhigan]

...make passive-aggressive suggestions to manipulate them into doing what I want.

Only an idiot would ever...

 

[Dor_Jan]

Register a dual.

Morrhigan needs some..