FLASH: Paris Hilton Killed in Prison. Gang Raped in the shower by Trannies

[starguard]

Just saw it on CNN :huh:

 

[The Dork Lord]

BEST NEWS I HEARD ALL DAY!

THANX STARGAURD!

 

[starguard]

Update: Here is the last photo taken of her (along with one of the trannies that attacked her) before she was lured into the showers and killed



May she Rest in Peace

 

[starguard]

 

[Sarek]

Just saw it on CNN :huh:

Um, you couldn't wait until she actually WENT to jail first?

 

[starguard]

Um, you couldn't wait until she actually WENT to jail first?

Apparently, neither could CNN

 

[starguard]

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Dang. Wish I coulda got in on the action. :|

 

[jack]

CB!!!!!!!!!!! Hi! How you been????

 

[Cranky Bastard]

CB!!!!!!!!!!! Hi! How you been????

Good actually. Been playing alot of games and MMOing with the wife on Lord of the Rings Online. Also been doing a bit of work at TV - their recent janitors were pretty lazy.

I missed the bunch of you so I decided to pop back in more often.

 

[jack]

I missed you too. Not in a gay way, like no kissing or reacharound or anything.

But damn, welcome back. Where's that sweet little better half of yours? Draining you properly?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

But damn, welcome back. Where's that sweet little better half of yours? Draining you properly?

She's in the shower at the moment. And every day.

 

[headvoid]

You didn't have to mention the reacharound Jack, methinks you protested too much on that one.

Welcome back CB

 

[Cranky Bastard]

You didn't have to mention the reacharound Jack, methinks you protested too much on that one.

Welcome back CB

So... you're thinking he's expecting one? I'm not sure I'd go that far....

 

[The Dork Lord]

Jack never expects reacha----

uhhhhhhhh

PARIS IS IS PRISON! HAW HAW!