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For the life of me I'll never understand...

johnford

johnford

Fuck me silly
Why a creep like Tom Cruise can reproduce when all I thought he could shoot was blanks....ummmm...Katies been a naughty naughty girl.
 
It's been reported that Cruise was jumping on the hospitals couch in the waiting room after baby Sun was born,yes,the fruit named her Sun.
 
Theres an idiot or sucker born every day,Tom Cruise proves that.
 
I wonder if Cruise and his fellow Sciencetology nuts help a peep show during the birthing.
 
What are the odds Katie kept quiet during the birthing process when the babies head popped out of her tight small snatch.
 
I hear giving birth is like your chin being pulled up above your head...ouch!
 
How will cruise adapt to a screeching newborn baby in the house?
 
My guess is he'll jump on even more couches to express the marbles he had lost.
 
They should make a movie starring Cruise jumping on a couch grinning and smirking foolishly for 2 hours.
 
A box office smash that would be...not a fricking chance in bloody hell.
 
What a stupid name...Sun.
 
That kid has no chance in a public school...Sun Cruise..Hahaha.
 
I pity the poor kid I really do.

A has been actor mother and a nutjob action star.
 
A nutjob possible gay action star....too bad Cruise wasn't first pick for lead role in Brokeback mountain.
 
...I thought it was called Suri?
 
He'd be a shoe in.
 
Yahoo news said Sun.
 
Could be Suri either way both dumb names.
 
Ok spammed up this thread enough,my obsession has diminished.
 
Time to go jump up and down on my couch beating my chest like some dumb gorilla.
 
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