Foreplay - a lost art?

[jack]

Okay. I get it I think. I'm a little slow on the uptake, but make up for it in other ways.

Wish I could continue this foreplay, but gotta work so I can pay for our dinner. We are going out for salad right? Or, should we just stay in and I can make you a sandwich? Don't worry, I'll bring the groceries and let you keep playing hard to get. hpbiggrin:

See you next Tuesday.

I'd pay to see you toss his salad.

 

['Gear]

Cakes -

I don't know who sold you the idea that you were going to get a break from me with this shit, but they should give you all your money back and suck your dick.

 

[cakewalk]

Cakes -

I don't know who sold you the idea that you were going to get a break from me with this shit, but they should give you all your money back and suck your dick.

I know this is a hard concept for you to grasp, but I'm an independent thinker. No one sells me on anything. Maybe one day you'll get there.

I'll be back later to play pattycake with you some more. Til then, keep your little mind occupied with sucking on someone's dick. Stick with what you're good at.

 

['Gear]

Go fuck yourself sock.

 

[jack]

Sometimes, foreplay is a bottle of hard liquor.
Sometimes, foreplay is to set a date and let the anticipation build.
Sometimes, foreplay is the expression you see in a man's eyes.
Sometimes, foreplay is kisses, undressing, touches, whispers.
Sometimes, foreplay is being in a fight.
Sometimes, foreplay is a porn movie.
Sometimes, foreplay is the sexual tension that builds up in a room.
Sometimes, foreplay is a battle of words and wits.
Sometimes, foreplay is watching a man touch himself.
Sometimes, foreplay is the discharge of a .44.
Sometimes, foreplay is being in love.
Sometimes, foreplay is watching a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Sometimes, foreplay is riding a motorcycle.
Sometimes, foreplay is being seduced to have sex.
Sometimes, foreplay is going into a bar and have all the men appreciate your looks.
Sometimes, foreplay is laughing together over something.
Sometimes, foreplay is "Let's fuck".
Sometimes, foreplay is watching a man do hard labour.
Sometimes, foreplay is a well-done massage.
Sometimes, foreplay is taking care of a man's neck-condition.
Sometimes, foreplay is wearing no panties.
Sometimes, foreplay is listening to Slayer.
Sometimes, foreplay is seeing a naked, well-built chest.
Sometimes, foreplay is waking up together.
Sometimes, foreplay is unnecessary.

Not speaking for anyone else, of course.

there goes my afternoon...

 

[Ilyanna]

honey, you don't have to work through that list all at once, you know? It's ok if you skip one or two

 

[Loktar]

Go fuck yourself sock.

How do you know the name of my WANK sock?:huh:

 

['Gear]

Same as mine?

 

[jack]

Caked Joy Rag?

 

['Gear]

Cakesock.

 

[Donovan]

Okay. I get it I think. I'm a little slow on the uptake

Maybe you ARE a woman.

Wish I could continue this foreplay, but gotta work so I can pay for our dinner.

An ugly woman.

We are going out for salad right? Or, should we just stay in and I can make you a sandwich?

Who is apparently pimp-trained.

Don't worry, I'll bring the groceries and let you keep playing hard to get. hpbiggrin:

And easy.

See you next Tuesday.

I see what you did there.

 

[cakewalk]

3 out of 5 Donovan, not bad. :smfwink:

While it's been a heart-wrenching process, I'm over you now. The mystery is gone. Plus, Gear seems to be getting jealous over someone else enjoying a little joke with you (or he just can't keep up again, hard to tell which). Gotta be kind to the mentally and socially impaired, so will give this one to Mr. Gear. Good karma.

We'll always have our song:


Girl, you're gettin' that look in your eyes
And it's startin' to worry me
I ain't ready for no family ties
Nobody's gonna hurry me
Just keep it friendly, girl, 'cause
I don't wanna leave
Don't start clingin' to me, girl, 'cause
I can't breathe

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me

Girl, you're a hot-blooded woman-child
And it's warm where you're touchin' me
But I can tell by your tremblin' smile
You're seein' way too much in me
Girl, don't let your life get tangled up with mine
'Cause I'll just leave you
I can't take no clingin' vine

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me

P.s. I was just using you, hoping you could help get me attachment privileges. Ah well.

 

[jack]

? You have attachment priv. that button with the sun and the mountain on it gives you the box to insert the url, or you can simply type

around the URL. Once in you have the same priv as any other poster afaik.

 

['Gear]

Attachment privileges?

Maybe if you say please. Maybe.

 

[jack]

Suns going down. Going to build a fire to have some foreplay with the house.

 

[jack]

I think Im drinking Apothic again tonight too.

 

['Gear]

Do you have something to smoke?

 

[jack]

Yes actually. Something bubble gum something or other. I think its half sour diesel and some blue shit. Crazy stuff, lasts forever.

 

['Gear]

Good deal. Some of these hybrids people are putting out these days are straight wonderful.

How are prices out your way? Ours are raising at a steady rate. I think I'm looking at a small op when I can. Fuckers are pricing me out for something I can grow for cents on the dollar.

 

[cakewalk]

? You have attachment priv. that button with the sun and the mountain on it gives you the box to insert the url, or you can simply type

around the URL. Once in you have the same priv as any other poster afaik.

Thanks jack. Will try again. My profile box says that I may not post attachments and the image icon hasn't worked yet. It works perfectly on the same UI when I post at all my other sites, under my 14 other usernames and IPs.*

*Little gift for you there, Gear, feeling charitable considering your many handicaps.