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FRANKENSTORM

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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ARE YOU EVACUATING? EGGS...EGGS? Stay off the subway!
 
Don't crack our eggs.
 
I'm staying put. I'm on one of the higher elevations on Manhattan island, and I live near the top of a hill on my street, so flooding isn't usually an issue with me.

The one thing that would suck is if I lose power, seeing as I work from home. I may ask to use vacation days to make up the lost pay if I can't work tomorrow or Tuesday.

The rain is supposed to start later tonight, then pick up strength tomorrow and be in full force Monday evening.
 
WE WILL USE THE POWER OF OUR MINDS TO SEND THE STORM AWAY.
 
We Will? I mean, Yes We Will!
 
YES WE CAN!
 
I hope you have stocked up on spaghetti.
 
And skin mags and candles, there's no internet porn when the power is out.
 
meh a lil rain ne're hurt no one
 
Don't forget some whisky to warm your cockles!
 
AND COCKLES TO WARM YOUR COCKLES.
 
OK I'M DOWNLOADING DOWNTON ABBEY SO NOW I'M READY FOR YOU, YOU FREAKING STORMBITCH YOU!

In the worst case, God still leaves us with our hands and our imaginations. Last time I checked, I can still reach the good stuff. ;)
 
Our bad storms come in the summer, so when the power goes out you feel like you're going to die from the heat. I guess it's probably better than freezing to death. YOU CAN SNUGGLE UNDER THE COVERS.
 
I'LL CUDDLE EGGS UNTIL THE STORM GOES AWAY.
 
I hope we get snow this year. We don't, but I can hope.
 
I mean, you could always move to upstate NY with Loktar and get all the lake-effect snow there.
 
I mean, you could always move to upstate NY with Loktar and get all the lake-effect snow there.

It could be worse I could be up in Northern NY(near my alma mater SUNY Potsdam) and get even worse snowfall. I'm only about 5 hours from NYC. My weather shouldn't be too much better or worse than Eggs. And I too live up on a hill(well currently anyway) so I never have to worry about flooding either.
 
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Run away!
 
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