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Fuck me, Red Sox Nation!

Top of the 7th, Mets 8 Yankees 3. God Bless Tom Glavine.

Johnny Damon seems to have forgotten how to catch a ball. I will give the Yanks credit though, they know that the Mets' strength is double plays, and they prevented at least 3 of them by having the 1st base runner come at 2nd like the Hulk with hemorrhoids.
 
Oh, and I am totally gay for David Wright. 2 homers today (so far)...

Ooh, here comes the rain. Wonder if they'll even finish.
 
Yeah, ignore that I totally just had a dumbfuck moment :P

I turned the TV on, saw it wasn't on YES and turned it to YES, forgetting that the game wasn't on YES :P
 
Ah, Mets came back with 2 more, they win, all is right with the world.

Nice drubbing by the Sox today as well. What was is, 13-2 or something? :D
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Top of the 7th, Mets 8 Yankees 3. God Bless Tom Glavine.

Johnny Damon seems to have forgotten how to catch a ball. I will give the Yanks credit though, they know that the Mets' strength is double plays, and they prevented at least 3 of them by having the 1st base runner come at 2nd like the Hulk with hemorrhoids.

Johnny Damon lost it because he went to the Yankees. It's basically a group of overpaid assholes with a giant ego clashing with each other alongside a pitching staff that should be in a retirement home!
 
foil1212 said:
Johnny Damon lost it because he went to the Yankees. It's basically a group of overpaid assholes with a giant ego clashing with each other alongside a pitching staff that should be in a retirement home!
You sir, have no idea what you're talking about.
 
Fun watching the Yankes struggle against the Mets, instead of vice versa. Still you can't take anything away from ARod, he's just simply in a class by himself.

But Foil's right about Damon. He starting to look like not much more than a well paid whore. He was a major inspiration to the Red Sox back when losers like Garciaparra and others like him made sure the Red Sox were never much more than second best.

Like Clemens. There's another virus :D
 
Clemens is a diva whore who needs to sit down and shut up.

The only reason he refuses to retire is he would miss the easy access to prostitutes on the road. Oh yeah and the millions of dollars.
 
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