I was thinking Sammy Davis Jr.
As played by Gene Wilder, NOT Johnny Depp!
Oh so I'm singing a song now am I?
Who do I look like? motherfucking Bing Crosby?
Loktar? Loktar.....is that you?
I know, like why do we always have to have a song or something? I don't get it. How does that work? WHy? Huh?