Fuck this bullshit.

[jack]

I hereby offer my services to the DLA.

 

[sLiP-cOck]

They already have a blowjob queen.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I offered my services to them ages ago, and no one ever returned my messages.

 

[jack]

I'm different than you BB, I've been resistant to their advances through all this, but not any more, besides I never PM.

 

[Bergerac]

Is the DLA the official felching club over here?

 

[jack]

They already have a blowjob queen.

Coming from someone who dresses their cock in slips, I'd say you are more than clueless.

 

[jack]

Is the DLA the official felching club over here?

You better hope they don't take me up on my offer, douche.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'm different than you BB, I've been resistant to their advances through all this, but not any more, besides I never PM.

Well, if it makes any difference, they came to me, I didn't go to them.

 

[Bergerac]

You better hope they don't take me up on my offer, douche.

I hope they do, I am curious about all the new owl pics you can dig up from the net.

 

[sLiP-cOck]

I think his owl pis will look meaner if he is part of the DLA.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

jack, have you ever stayed on one side of a fence for more than 5 minutes in your life? Your ass must have so many splinters in it you could brush hair with it.

 

[Name Pending]

Jack, I am DLA Dictator and I say you are in. BlazerBoy, you can be too, but you have to kick up your flaming a notch. Since I took over the DLA, I am not tollerating wussies.

:scared:

 

[VKD]

jack,

after much deliberation the DLA council have decided that you may join our ranks, but only if you give up your desperate attempts to 'fit in' with gagh and 'da minefield crew'...

you must also supply us with your physical home address, bank account details and tax records.

 

[jack]

Never mind then.

You're fucking DEAD when Karma comes back, fuckley :bigass:

 

[VKD]

OMGLOLJACKSTUNNEDNATALIEPORTMANLOL !!!!

 

[jack]

You forgot the chair, doofus.

 

[jack]

jack, have you ever stayed on one side of a fence for more than 5 minutes in your life? Your ass must have so many splinters in it you could brush hair with it.

The only splinters around here are in your mouth, when I offered you my wooden dick to suck.

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

The only splinters around here are in your mouth, when I offered you my wooden dick to suck.

The old penis implant... I thought you had a case of penis envy.

 

[jack]

WOP

 

[VKD]

WOG