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Fuck you fucking assholes.

The interwebs are the leading cause of impotence and sterility. FACT.
 
Elrod said:
Oh, yes. Definitely.
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Step one: Find yourself a woman.
Step two: Befriend said woman.
Step three: Ask woman out on date.
Step four: At woman's leisure (use well placed bribes of chocolate, flowers), score.

This is all dependent on you getting away from your computer and actually going outside. You can raise the odds of this happening by finding the cord that runs from the back of the computer to the wall and giving it a good, swift tug.
 
This thread has made my tits perky.
 
Must be a pretend-girl thing.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
This thread has made my tits perky.
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Does it really.
 
i am DEEPLY offended by jack's VULgar banter!! if he had said "fuck me" instead of "fuck you" then that'd be acceptable & moral by today's standards...but NOooooo!!! He had to say FU!!:pissed:

jack has offended the gay & (especially the MANly) lesbionIC CUMmunity for far too long & we're not gonna take it ANY longer!! Petitions & frilly flags, sparkle riddled with pastel colors will be raised in protest until jack is banished from TK!

lol...
 
Shut the fuck up Henoch.
 
Sarek said:
Shut the fuck up Henoch.
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Yer not allowed to say that to me anymore. We don't wanna be sent to Day Care again now...do we? Hmmm???
 
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, Henoch.
 
Henoch said:
Yer not allowed to say that to me anymore. We don't wanna be sent to Day Care again now...do we? Hmmm???
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Henoch, shut the fuck up.
 
Lilac said:
Step one: Find yourself a woman.
Step two: Befriend said woman.
Step three: Ask woman out on date.
Step four: At woman's leisure (use well placed bribes of chocolate, flowers), score.

This is all dependent on you getting away from your computer and actually going outside. You can raise the odds of this happening by finding the cord that runs from the back of the computer to the wall and giving it a good, swift tug.
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You're funny!
 
Will someone please tell me if those horrorfest movies were any good.
 
They're totally awesome. I've watched a couple, and burned 6 or seven. You're talking about the Masters of Horror series?
 
Henoch said:
not amused U tool!!
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Do you think I give a rat's ass whether you're amused or not?
Seriously, shut up. I don't give a damn if you want to ram your foot-wide dick up Sarek's tight ass and I don't give a damn whether he wants you to or not.
Just shut up until you have something worthwhile to say.
Oh, and 'Don't forget to squeeze the base on the upstroke.'
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Henoch said:
i am DEEPLY offended by jack's VULgar banter!! if he had said "fuck me" instead of "fuck you" then that'd be acceptable & moral by today's standards...but NOooooo!!! He had to say FU!!:pissed:

jack has offended the gay & (especially the MANly) lesbionIC CUMmunity for far too long & we're not gonna take it ANY longer!! Petitions & frilly flags, sparkle riddled with pastel colors will be raised in protest until jack is banished from TK!

lol...
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So, it made your tits perky too then.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
The interwebs are the leading cause of impotence and sterility. FACT.
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Is it the radiation? I always suspected as much.
 
Oh crap. I actually put my laptop on my lap... TEH RADIATION! o.0
 
Laugh it up, wig boy!
 
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