Fucked up IRL names

[Loktar]

hippie chick that went to high school with my older brother: Peace Rice.

 

[curiousa2z]

there's this guy lives outside of town, his hiLARious parents named him after both sides of the family: the Footes, and the Smelleys; ..yep, Donald Smelley Foote....why they haven't had a "tragic farm accident" I don't know.

 

[jack]

My neighbors have a sign on their porch proclaiming they are "The Testys"

 

[jack]

I work with a guy named Gene Poole.

 

[jack]

There's a gynecologist at Stowe Family Practice named Harold Beever.

 

[moocey]

Gene Masseth

 

[Loktar]

Andreas Krapp

 

[Starship Coyote]

I went to college with a girl named Crystal Meth Fivecoat. Her story was that her mom had been a former meth head, and to (for some fucked up reason) celebrate being clean, named her daughter Crystal Meth.

Personally, I find that story rather doubtful.

She was a good fuck, though.

 

[M_Jackson]

Theres a defence lawyer in my city called Wayne Kerr. Its really funny when they say his name on the news.

 

[Joe Hennessy]

Rusty Sink :bigass:

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