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Fucked Up

I Love Cunt

Watch It
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You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/

Stranger: FUKC YEAH

Stranger: \m/

You: YES
YES

Stranger: TROLL I AM ANGRY TROLL

You: GOOD!

Stranger: HATE PEOPLE HATE HATE HATE

You: FUCK YES!

Stranger: FUCK THEM WIGGERS

You: FUCK THESE PEOPLE CUMING IN HERE ASKNG ASL!

Stranger: FUCK THEM WETBACKS

Stranger: I KNOW HUH

You: FUCK EVERYONE!

Stranger: FUCK US!

You: I know, wtf?!

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: WOOHOOO ALL THE HATE

You: fucking holland, and brazil?! WTF? Are you a girl? Do you want to fuck?!

Stranger: I AM FUCKING CANADIAN

Stranger: WOOOHOO AGE 15

You: Fuck You! And Good For you you Lucky Bastard!

Stranger: WOOOHOOO YEAAAAA

You: Fuck God! You are Younng!

Stranger: WOOOHOOO I AM MALE

Stranger: WOOOOHOOO I COLLECT CHILD PORN

You: LOL

Stranger: WOOOHOOOO BOOBIES AND SMALL BOOBIES

You: small boobies are great

Stranger: TRACK MY IP DOWN MOTHAFUCKA

Stranger: HELLYEAH

You: NO U!

You: FUCK YEAH!

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: OBJECTION!

Stranger: I LOVE TO OBJECT GIRLS

You: this is really a plot from Algeria, they are doing something to us through this, I just know it

You: I am a GIRL!

Stranger: Hitler must come back.

Stranger: Dammit.

You: A REALLY REALLY HOT GIRL!

Stranger: Only HE knew what the fuck to do.

Stranger: Hell yeah

Stranger: Let me spread your legs and cum into you

You: Mmmmm BAby! YEAH!

You: Fuck YES!

Stranger: DO YOU LIKE TO CUM ON AND FEEL DA NOIZE

You: FUck me hard baby! Up against the wall!

You: YES!

Stranger: HELL YEAH I SHOVE MY MEGA COCK UP YER TINY CUNT

Stranger: NOW SUCK ON IT

You: God DAMN YES!

You: Mmmmmmm

Stranger: MY COCK IS SO STIFF AND JUICED UP

You: Cum all over my face the

You: then

Stranger: HELL YEAH

Stranger: I PUSH YOU TO MY BED AND PUT YOU IN TITTY BONDAGE

You: let me taste it

Stranger: ok

Stranger: JERK, JERK, JERK*

You: CUm All OVER ME

Stranger: JERKING OF!!!

You: YES
YES
YES
FUCK YES


You: YOu know you like it

Stranger: FUCK YEAH I LOVE YOUR NIPS

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SICK!

Stranger: do you spit or swallow?

You: swallow

You: and I like it all over my face

Stranger: gay or girl?

You: girl

You: in my hair, on my back, running down my leg

Stranger: a/l?

You: 24 FL

Stranger: running down your leg? haha

You: LOL

You: too much?

Stranger: whys that?

Stranger: how does that happen?

You: I like it when its dripping down my leg after sex

Stranger: lol

Stranger: got any pics?

You: no, u?

Stranger: im 18/m/ca btw

You: where are you from? how old are you?

You: thanks

Stranger: nope :(

Stranger: new laptop

You: same here!

You: do you like to taste my lips?

Stranger: what a coincidence

Stranger: id like to!

You: fuck

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You: HI!

Stranger: Hi

You: SOMEONE GOT HITLER IN MY BIBBLE!

Stranger: where are u from?

You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/

Stranger: bibble?

You: and plenty of it!

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You: fdhfghg

You: ?

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: where are you

You: have you seen the muffin man?

You: Im in your tv

You: watching you!

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Stranger: well

You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/

You: well?

Stranger: the last person hated canadians

You: ouy era woh

You: Whats wrong with canadians?

You: Whyd did the last person hate them?

Stranger: I dont know

You: TELL ME WHAT THEY SAID!

Stranger: something to do with a canadian guy killing his family

You: canadians do that sort of thing

Stranger: ɹǝǝq

You: too mant blows to the heas playing hockey

You: too the head too

Stranger: fuck

You: to

You: two

Stranger: I have to stop chatting on this

You: tutu

Stranger: it's 2:48

You: why?

You: stay

Stranger: and I have a test tomorrow

You: tell me about your body

Stranger: a drug test man

You: your soul

You: your mind

Stranger: 2 legs, 2 arms

Stranger: a head

Stranger: no soul

You: k

Stranger: and

You: you smoke weed?

You: you can trust me

Stranger: mostly heroin

You: Im not currently tracking your IP

Stranger: dont worry

You: I dont need just another 45 seconds or so to get it

Stranger: im using 7mutha fucking proxies

Stranger: atfull force

You: seven

Stranger: in anus and mouth

You: unlikely

Stranger: im using TOR, and 12 other proxies now

You: twelve now

You: I like heroine

You: its yummy

Stranger: my browser is running so slow it'd be faster to yell at you

You: its slowly down as I invade your pc

You: Ill be good, I promise

You: yell at me

You: TELL ME TO FUCK OFF

You: slap me

Stranger: TELL ME IM WORTHLESS

Stranger: SPANK ME

You: fucking SLAP me!

Stranger: oh wait

You: huh?

Stranger: something is wrong

You: Your PC is now mine!!!!!

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You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
Stranger: ?
You: its a forum I post on
You: tell your friends
Stranger: is it safe?
You: of course
You: verbal abuse
Stranger: what dose it about?
You: you should go check it out
You: very funny threads
Stranger: ok i will
You: can you be mean if you have to be?
You: if someeone challenges your intellect
You: if they try to make a fool outta you
Stranger: haha
You: :)
You: would you like to hold me?
Stranger: Thank you
You: stroke my hair
Stranger: Yean
Stranger: yes
You: Id like to feel your hot breath in my ear, on my neck
Stranger: you have long and beautiful hair?
Stranger: I like them very much
You: on the bottoms of my feet, I do
Stranger: i like this very much
Stranger: come on
You: are you lurking at my forum right now?
Stranger: yeah
You: knocking at my back door :wink wink:
Stranger: i want to come in now
You: would you tie me up
You: duck my head under water while you fuck me hard
You: dunk*
Stranger: is it dangerous?
Stranger: I want to fuck you hard
You: would feeling me struggle beneath you make you cum
Stranger: have you made love with others?
You: how long would you hold me head under before you let me get a breath?
Stranger: 10 seconds
You: others? as in multiple people at the same time?
You: Id never cheat on you
You: only ten seconds?
Stranger: yes , because i love you so much.
You: I wouldnt even start to feel fear after only 10 seconds
Stranger: i do not want to hurt you
You: I wasnt to be afraid you might accidently kill me
Stranger: that is cool
Stranger: have you done this SM before?
You: would that make you cum hard? to tie me up and sufficate me
You: SM?
Stranger: yes
You: whats SM?
You: s&m?
Stranger: i know this word on the internet. but i have never do this before
You: would you punch me in the back?
Stranger: yeah, hardly
You: while im huddled over the edge of your bathtub, my head under the water, punch me in the back as you fuck me
You: think of me as a worthless bitch
You: you hate me
Stranger: no, i do not hate you at all
You: tell me you hate me!
Stranger: or you like me hate you?
You: fucking tell me
Stranger: i hate you!
You: YES!
Stranger: ok, be easy!
You: oh gawd yes
Stranger: you like this?
You: I like us
Stranger: you are European or American?
You: I think Im falling in love with you
You: american
You: do you love me?
Stranger: yean, i love you so much
You: tell me about your penis
Stranger: you firstly tell me something about you
You: does the head have a little agottee just above the tinkle hole?
You: gottee*
You: gotee**
Stranger: can you tell me how old are you ?
You: in my twenties
You: I hope your an old man
Stranger: beautiful and sexy girl!(¯﹃¯)
You: I hope you are masturbating right now
Stranger: then i may disappoint you
You: I hope your wife is sleeoping but youre a little worried that she might wake up and catch you
Stranger: i never got a wife
You: your male life partner
Stranger: you got a boyfriend?
You: no
Stranger: No, you misunderstand
You: your bi
Stranger: I love sexy girls very much
You: thats fine with me
Stranger: just girls and i hate other boys
You: what do you do to sexy girls?
Stranger: i want to make a lovely date with her and have a heavy drink with her. Then ......................
You: then?
Stranger: Guess
You: you conquer them
You: take what you want, even if they plead with you to stop
You: slap me silent
You: how dare I scream for help
You: make me shut up
Stranger: I want to slap you butt heaveyly
You: slap welts into me
Stranger: slap your big and white bottom
You: I dont have a big ass
You: I have been told into 'juicy'
You: its*
Stranger: what?
You: Id been told I have a 'juicy booty'
You: not because I shit all over myself
Stranger: wa, i like it very much
You: although I do
You: because its yummy
Stranger: i want to taste them and fuck them hard
You: could I shit on you?
Stranger: no
You: would you lick my dirty booty clean?
Stranger: yes, l like
Stranger: do you like it?
You: yes
You: lick all the shit off of me
You: it feels warm, doesnt it?
Stranger: no, i hate it now
You: pretend to like it or Ill punish you
Stranger: how to punish me?
You: Ill make you swallow

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"I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible." Good luck with that, Skippy! :rofl::rofl:
 
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You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
Stranger: what is it?
You: plz
You: can you help me?
Stranger: okay
You: theres someone in my house
You: right now
Stranger: that you don't know?
You: yeah
Stranger: what are you doing on the computer? grab a phone, hide in a closet, and call 911
You: Im afraid
You: Im in the closet
You: no phone
Stranger: well go get one
Stranger: you can't just sit there
You: wont they just take what they want and leave?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: but don't wait to find out
You: Im going for a phone
You: wish me luck
Stranger: godspeed
You: Tey saw me
You: Ive been shot
You: it hurrts
Stranger: if you just got shot you wouldn't have come back to the closet you idiot
You: how cAN i sop th bkleding?
You: never left cosset
You: saw dor open
You: shot me
Stranger: now call 911
Stranger: where are you shot
You: plz hellp
You: leg
Stranger: call 911
Stranger: crawl to the phone
Stranger: and call
You: you call
Stranger: i cant help you unless you go do it
Stranger: no YOU call
You: i live at 1600 pensylvania ave
You: cal
You: im sleepy
Stranger: that's the fucking white house
Stranger: i LIVE in washington dc
You: then you can help me
Stranger: no, i can't
You: theres weird bnlackk ppl i my hiouse
You: the man in the suit shot me
Stranger: you're not at the white house right now
Stranger: fuck you dude
You: he sais he HOPES I die
Stranger: i'm sure
You: somethingb about CHANGING clips in his gun
You: plz call
You: helllp
You: im dyin
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're not dying, i'm not calling, and you're a moron

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omg..... crack!

Stranger: i am so hard and touching cock
You: hi
You: are you a troll?
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:D
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Stranger: hey
You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
You: hi
You: are you a bot?
You: ?
You: Hello bot
Stranger: hey how are youi
You: What are you trying to sell me, bot?
Stranger: what?
You: Can you prove that you are a robot sending preprogrammed responses?
Stranger: im not a robot
You: Can you prove you arent?
Stranger: asdfaklsgjkl
Stranger: how should i
You: hmm?
You: Im not sure
You: send me a link to your myspace or facebbok
You: facebook*
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: After I see the page, Ill ask you to cahnge your username
You: If the username changes it what I ask, Il beleive you arent a bot
Stranger: ok
Stranger: look up nick weissford on facebook, lake forest university of dayton
Stranger: add me as a friend
You: I dont have a facebook but Ill look it up now
Stranger: i have myspace....
You: really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: are your profiles private?
Stranger: nop
You: I cant look up your profile unless I sign up
You: There has to be a way to prove you are real
Stranger: how so
You: I dont know
You: just send me the link to what you are selling
You: I wont get mad
Stranger: im not a robot...
You: what if Im a robot?
Stranger: it you tell me if your a guy or girl ill send you a pic
You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
You: Im on that forum
Stranger: your not a robot becuase you spelled I'm Im
You: of course
You: bots can type casually
You: thats why Im not sure if you are or not
Stranger: how can i prove to you that im not a bot
You: Ill look up your adress on yellowbok
You: my O sticks
Stranger: im unlisted on yellowbook.... sorrry
You: thats suspicious
Stranger: but if you request me on facebook youll see im not a robot
You: Would you like to watch me on webcam for only 29.95 a month?
Stranger: im not spending 30 bucks for you on webcam
Stranger: id just rather see you naked
You: for free?
Stranger: yes
You: what teaser pix get you to sign up for the full web services?
Stranger: what..?
You: theres plenty of softkore photos of me on http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
You: if you like what you see, click the click to my personal site
You: click the link
Stranger: ok
Stranger: all i see is troll kingdom
You: if you sign up, we could chat hrough messanger
You: then Ill know youre real
Stranger: ill sign up if you tell me if your a guy or girl
You: I thought that was obvious by now
Stranger: girl?
You: Im a bot
Stranger: or
Stranger: guy?
You: my pix are on http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
You: you have to look for them
Stranger: your not a bot

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