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Fucked Up

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Stranger: hi
You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
You: hello
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: wtf?
You: age sex location
Stranger: u 1st
You: k
You: adult, yes, america
Stranger: lol
Stranger: adult yes uk
You: whats your ssn?
Stranger: ssn? (im new to this)
You: social security number
You: you have those in the uk right?
Stranger: no
You: ccn?
Stranger: nic
You: huh?
Stranger: national insurance card
You: oh
You: whats that number?
Stranger: y?
You: Ill also need your credit card numbers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: urs 1st
You: 4356-7865-8344-0123
You: expires 04/11
Stranger: i bet
You: try it
You: buy something
Stranger: have a nice day
Stranger: bye
You: treat yourself a little
You: you deserve it

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Stranger: the rooster crows at dusk.
Stranger: be there.
You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
You: I like soda

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You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
Stranger: are u mexican
You: no
You: are you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ew u one of those troll king plaas
Stranger: nassty
You: are you in the U.S. illegally?
Stranger: not in US
You: good
Stranger: mothha fucker
You: lol
Stranger: but i can be
Stranger: legally
You: I know
Stranger: i was bor ther
You: dont run into the Minute Men
Stranger: moved back here
Stranger: aiight fsho
Stranger: thanks
You: wheres here?
Stranger: acapulco
You: eww
You: its smells there
Stranger: ew ur fucking troll kingdom
Stranger: nasty asss
You: at least Im not smelly
Stranger: dont worry about it
Stranger: im not either
Stranger: at least i not immature
You: do you diseases drinking the water?
You: you get*
Stranger: do i disease?
You: you are
Stranger: yea i have 2 diseases
You: I bet
Stranger: thanks for ur sympathy..
You: do you have a job?
Stranger: yep
You: I bet your a janitor or in landscaping
Stranger: first of all
You: lol
You: you ARE
Stranger: no
Stranger: not lol
Stranger: im a woman
You: liez!
Stranger: dumbass
Stranger: second
Stranger: IM NOT A HOUSEKEEPER
Stranger: third
You: lol
Stranger: im a photographer
You: you ARE
Stranger: so thanks for ur input
You: in housekeeping
Stranger: but its really uneccessary
Stranger: dude
You: dude?
Stranger: ur like a fuckin 14 year old that plays troll kingdom
Stranger: and
You: are you a surfer?
Stranger: world of war craft
You: lol no
Stranger: no and im also not a fucking racist
Stranger: nor do i stereotype
You: you seem like you are a racist
Stranger: how am i racist
You: you have already typecast me
Stranger: typecast?
Stranger: wtf is that
Stranger: sorry im not into the geeky computer lingo
You: as a 14 yr old WoW player
You: Im not any of those things
Stranger: TROLLLL KINGDOM SAME SHIITT DUDE
You: you stereotyped me
Stranger: do u not have a life
You: how dare you
You: dude? lol you are a surfer
You: and a racist
Stranger: im not a surfer stfu
Stranger: ur jokes r lame
Stranger: like ur white nerdy ass
Stranger: haaaaaaaaa
You: why so serious?
You: calm down, racist

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You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
Stranger: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: u?
You: how are you?
You: how are you?
Stranger: i'm greta
You: HOW ARE YOU?
You: k
Stranger: great
Stranger: and u?
You: fine isnt an answer
You: its a genetic response
You: Im grrrreeat
Stranger: ok ok
You: like a box of Frosted Flakes
Stranger: how old are u?
You: in my twenties
You: but Im so high right now
Stranger: m or f?
You: y?
You: do you want to cyber?
Stranger: what's this?
You: alot of ppl talk about their penises and how they are pulling them on Omegle
You: is that what you are doing?
You: I want nothing to do with that
Stranger: are you male?
You: no
You: are you?
Stranger: yeha
You: yeha?
You: are you a donkey?
Stranger: yeah, sorry
Stranger: what's your name?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: u?
You: you can call me Stranger
Stranger: where are you from/
Stranger: ?
You: america
Stranger: i can't call you
Stranger: i'm brazilian
You: what?
You: you want to call me?
You: I could call you
Stranger: can be
Stranger: my cellphone:
You: I can send you a pic from my phone

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You must slow down then! It did get stupid after a while. But I think next I will see if someone can help me quit smoking, or drugs or anything.
Then I will say I am Laker_Girl.
I dont' know, I'm not that bored yet.
 
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You: are you a whore?
You: ARE YOU???
You: FUCK!
Stranger: no but i want to be one
You: yeah?
Stranger: can u pay me and be my first customer
You: YES!
You: but you have to dress up for me
You: like a furry
Stranger: ok then shove a marker up ur arse
Stranger: and come ill give it to u
You: sharpie?
Stranger: pls
You: or magic marker?
Stranger: i dont like to dress
You: oh ok
You: maybe just a mask?
Stranger: i preffer a green marker
You: green marker, ok
Stranger: no i like musk
Stranger: ya
You: *shoves*
You: kinda hurts a little
You: should I have used some lube?
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You: You belong in a boat out at sea
Stranger: Hey
You: sup
Stranger: like spunge bob square pants!!!
You: god no
Stranger: sup
You: spongebob is the DEVIL
Stranger: yeah,,,
Stranger: he is
Stranger: patrick is god
Stranger: but they get along okay
You: WE MUST WRING THE EVIL OUT OF HIM
You: AND SOAK UP A NEW LIGHT OF PURITY
You: or something
Stranger: whatsyour name?
Stranger: oh ....right
Stranger: haha
You: My name is laignjsdfl;ihjsdfl;kgn
Stranger: Sophie?
You: what is yours?
You: No, not sophie
You: laignjsdfl;ihjsdfl;kgn
Stranger: thats a pretty name
You: thank you
Stranger: haha my bad
Stranger: mine?
You: it's not easy to pronounce
Stranger: Cornelious
You: Wow
Stranger: yeah im actually having a little trouble with it
Stranger: people just call me Corn
You: did the kids at school make fun of you?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: wuts that?
You: That is you hope in a hopless world
You: it is the only thing that makes sense in these troubled times
Stranger: hey
You: it is SALVATION
You: you already said hey
You: Please say something else
Stranger: huh?
You: tell me about yourself
Stranger: welll idk wut to say
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: 15/m/Texas
You: 16/f/NM
You: what are your hopes
You: and your fears?
You: do you have a girlfriend?
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You: TERENCE, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;

You: There can’t be much amiss, ’tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.

Stranger: hi random stranger
You: hi
Stranger: oh god, what have I done
You: http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/
You: But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.

You: The cow, the old cow, she is dead;
It sleeps well, the horned head:

Stranger: hey again
You: hey
You: We poor lads, ’tis our turn now
To hear such tunes as killed the cow.

Stranger: hah I like bots
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