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FUCKING HAPPY FUCKING NEW FUCKING YEAR EVERY-FUCKING-ONE

CAN YOU PLEASE PUT DUFFY DRESSED UP AS GEORGE THE BLUE PETER TORTOISE IN IT?
 
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HUZZAH! Went dancing with my gay cousin and his pals and had a MAHVELOUS time! Also, a sweet young DRUNKEN thing declared his undying love for me and my dancing and flung himself at my feet. which made moving difficult but also made me LOL and that's always a good start to the year.
ALSO BRIT BOYS were in the club and got thrown out for breaking a mirror and some picture frames in the mens' room which was a shame cuz I got to talk for over an hour about English footy/EPL, World Cup, Managers on crack, Terry's love life, and all sorts of fascinating topics for over an hour and no one rolled their eyes! I was sorry to see 'em go.
Oh, there was also a Scotsman, but he wasnt involved in the SHENANIGANS and kept quietly drinking at the bar.
I never DID find out what the hades they were doing in the Back of Beyond!(AKA our town).
 
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