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GAGH, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CORRS?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I KNOW YOU'RE THE BLOKE TO ASK, MATE, CORR BLIMEY (BIT OF CORR-BASED HUMOUR FOR YOU THERE, SKIPPER), WHAT EVER DID HAPPEN TO THEM CORRS, THAT ANDREA WAS FIT WEREN'T SHE THOUGH, CORR (SOUNDS a BIT LIKE PHWOAR YOU SEE) SHE SURE WAS.

GET BACK TO ME SOON, GAGH.
 
I liked "Radio".
 
I have some of their albums. Good stuff
 
OMG I SOMETIMES LEANED ON MY HAND AND PRETENDED IT WAS THE VIOLIN PLAYERS ONE AND ANDREA WAS EGGING HER ON TO GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FIDDLE LOL. I EVEN HAD SOME CARDBOARD CUT OUTS AND PLACED THEM IN MY BEDROOM AND THEN WANKED WHILE LISTENING TO THEIR DULCET TONES. MY FEET DID A JOG WHEN I CAME AND THAT FUCKIN BROTHER KEPT ON COMING INTO MY MIND JUST AT THE EJACULATION POINT SO I STOPPED.

THEIR EARLY STUFF WAS BETTER, FROM BEFORE THEY WERE SINGING AND STUFF.
 
The Man Corr always ruined the wanks.
 
GAGH SPOTTED IN TIBET SHOUTING "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CORRS?" AT CONFUSED GOATS?
 
GAGH SPOTTED ONLINE, POSSIBLY ABOUT TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD?
 
NEVAH

GAGH IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR PINEAPPLES!
 
Gagh was the first person to ever put a collar on a cat.
 
I had no idea he was so extinguished!
 
Gagh was the first person ever to make "angels in the snow" although at the time he was actually impersonating a spermatazoa traveling from John Brown to Queen Victoria, but a little girl walking by was heard to remark, "OOOOO DAT LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL INNIT" and a winter pasttime was born.
 
All that happened plus he once punched through time and brought JGL back to life (he was murdered by John Lithgo in the original timeline.)
 
Gagh once "acquired" all the toilet paper from a hotel he stayed in.
 
He didn't even need it!
 
Well not for it's intended purpose anyway...
 
GAGH ONCE PET ALL THE KITTENS.
 
GAGH ONCE REPLIED TO THIS THREAD WITH THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CORSS BUT MENTY USED HIS POWERS TO DELETE IT.
 
GAGH FOUND THE SORTING HAT IN THE RUBBLE BEFORE NEVILLE BUT HE DIDNT WANT TO BE A BALLBUSTER SO HE PUT IT BACK AND JUST DROPPED RUBBLE-THEMED HINTS AROUND NEVILLE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE FINALLY DRAGGING HIM BY THE NOSTRILS TO THE SPOT.
 
LIKE FIFTY KIDS AND TONKS DIED IN THAT TIME.
 
I KNOW I STARTED A VONC THREAD OVER IT BUT BY THEN HARRY HAD WON SO NO HARM NO FOWL.
 
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