GAGH

[CaptainWacky]

I SEE YOU BROWISING.

I'M GOING TO SCARE YOU AWAY BY POSTING THIS THREAD, I KNOW IT.

BUT

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I...

 

[Gagh]

LOL THE TEA LADY ASKED PICARD TO ASK DATA TO GET THE GREY STREAK OUT OF HIS HAIR IN ALL GOOD THINGS BECAUSE HE LOOKED LIKE A 'SKUNK' BUT WE WERE IN ENGLAND LOL STAR TREK WRITERS DIDN'T KNOW BADGERS EXISTED

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE CUNT FROM MASTERCHEF SHOWED HIS DICK TO FERN BRITTON AND SAID "DON'T WORRY, I HAVE AUTISM", AINSLEY SPRANG THROUGH THE NEAREST WALL TO DEFEND FERN, SPEARING WALLACE OUT OF HIS SHOES AND RIAING BLOWS UPON HIM, ALL WHILE SAYING "YOU LIKE A BIT OF THIS, DON'T YOU."

 

[Gagh]

THEN THE OTHER CUNT FROM MASTERCHEF SAW AINSLEY AND STARTED GETTING ALL KKK UP IN HIS GRILLE (GET IT HE'S A CHEF LOL) AND AINSLEY WAS ALL LIKE "NO YOU DON'T YOU AUSTRALIAN BUCKET OF JISM" AND JUST STRAIGHT UP GOUGED OUT TORODE'S EYES WITH A MELON BALLER.

 

[whisky]

MasterChef? Master race more like.

 

[Loktar]

MasterChef? Master race more like.

More like Master Disgrace. There's a chef every season that serves Ramsay a plate that looks and tastes like dookie or diarrhea.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??? I hear they're delicious with a nice pesto or cheese sauce BONC.

 

[Loktar]

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??? I hear they're delicious with a nice pesto or cheese sauce BONC.

 

[Mirah]

This thread deserves:

 

[Dr Dave]

This thread deserves:

RING RING I'M RICH JAMES BITCH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

:dancingbananaisbanned:

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER WHEN MANDI'S FAT TITS SAID "WE DON'T DO DUVETS! WE DON'T DO DUVETS!" IN A DREAM I IMPLANTED IN GAGH'S HEAD ON APRIL 4TH 2023, THAT'S RIGHT, GAGH, IT WAS ME, I USED DREAM-IMPLANTING TECHNOLOGY I STOLE FROM CLINT EASTWOOD BECAUSE I HAD TO GIVE YOU TTHAT GIFT, AND ALSO BECAUSE I WAS IN HIS HOUSE ANYWAY TO WEAR HIS SOCKS?

 

[Dr Dave]

This story was falling apart up till the bit about Clint Eastwood.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He saved everyone one of us! CLIIIIIINT, A-AH!