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Gagh

okay, maybe I din't know what I was talking about. sorry head.
 
Gagh was born in a trunk at the Princess Theater in Pocatello, Idaho.

Then his folks gave him a gay-ectomy and a football for Christmas.
 
Yeh Isch, you hater, soon you will understand my power. Dan Brown visits me at night and I tell him secrets.
 
NOT ONLY DO I HATE THE PLAYER, I HATE THE GAME AS WELL.
 
All of these stories are true. You may collectively make up my full 500 page biography.
 
The being currently known as "Gagh" is, in actuality, a collection of hive-minds from the planet Earth 616. Earth 616 is on the brink of destruction, having made all of the exact same mistakes as the previous 615 Earths. Including making Mike "Boogie" Malin the winner of Big Break All-Stars.

Gagh was sent back through a gopher hole (it's like a worm hole, but worms were hunted to extinction in the year 2015, so now they call spatial anomolies "gopher holes") to try and persuade humanity to save itself. Unfortunately, Carl the Gardner blew up the gopher hole, stranding Gagh in a world he never made.
 
I AM THE GAGH QUEEN. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I AM THE GAGH QUEEN. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
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My what big nanoprobes you have!
 
ALL THE BETTER FOR RAPING YOU WITH.
 
YOU ONLY RAPED ME SEVEN OF NINE TIMES!
 
I was resting.
 
The last two were consentual, is what I heard.
 
Conchaga said:
The last two were consentual, is what I heard.
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WTF?

Is there such a thing as consentual rape?
 
Yes (if you're dead.)
 
ONLY IF YOU FORGET HALFWAY THROUGH
 
AND THROW CAVIAR AT A DEAD MAN'S HEARSE.
 
SOME PEOPLE PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO RAPE THEM. AND SERVE A CUPPA WITH AFTERS.
 
Some have more money than sense.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Some have more money than sense.
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I have neither.
 
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