Gary McCord on Golf

[Big Dick McGee]

"Don't get too high when you make a good shot, and don't get too low when you shank. After all, golf is a stupid, stupid game. Think about it: You wander around 7,000 yards, hitting a dimpled ball with clubs that are ill-equipped for the task. You're trying to get the ball into a hole that isn't much bigger than the ball. When you really think about it, you might as well wander the Arizona desert trying to hit a ball into a gopher hole."

SO SAYETH THE MASTER!!!

 

[Gagh]

CRAIG STADLER ON GOLF:

"WHERE'S MY SANDWICH?" LOL HE ATE LEE TREVINO.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Craig "The Walrus" Stadler says:

"Sure, I may be a tremendous fatass, but I can still outplay you...on the golf course and in the bedroom!"

 

[Gagh]

In his stomach are the remains of no fewer than 27 failed caddies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So endeth the lesson.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

If you're a serious golfer, you'll probably be taking lessons for the rest of your life.

Me? I hope technology makes up for the couple of flaws in my swing (to say nothing about the flaws in my personality).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't care.

 

[Gagh]

But golf is sexy if you're into diamond-patterned knitwear, Pringle sweaters & middle-aged men in stay-pressed trousers & Hush Puppies.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You know I am, baby!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SORRY FOR TH EHARSH WORds

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Pro golfer Natalie Gulbis:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Pro Golfer (as of tomorrow), Michelle Wie:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd hit it (with a golf club.)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Pro Golfer Annika Sorenstam:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Pro golfer Se Ri Pak:

Pro golfer Mi Hyun Kim:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Pro golfer Jeong Jang:

Pro Golfer Soo Yun Kang:

Some of them are quite attractive, and Natalie Gulbis is fucking hot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The white one is the hottest.

 

[Gagh]

Which one plays naked?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

They all do...IN MY MASTURBATORY FANTASIES!!

 

[Gagh]

Does your wife have any of those?