Gather Round Badlanders

[Loktar]

Groovalicious! I tried to karma ya, but the damned thing keeps disappearing.

I'm having the same problem too. It will karma alright for a few minutes and then it will keep disappearing.

 

[Tisiphone]

It's just a fickle bitch, that karma button.

 

[jack]

Usually when I push someone's buttons, they either have an orgasm or get pissed off....

 

[Tisiphone]

That's good to know.

 

[jack]

I like it when a ladies' button sticks right out like a little thumb all pink and shiny. It's fun when it "twitches" because you KNOW an orgasm is on the way

 

[Tisiphone]

I feel this thread is about to take a turn down...BETWEEN MY LEGS

Jesus, I'm fucked up for some reason. I don't remember taking any pills this morning....

 

[Loktar]

Jesus, I'm fucked up for some reason. I don't remember taking any pills this morning....

Maybe you're fucked up because you didn't take any pills this morning.

 

[Seph]

 

[Tisiphone]

"Hey, Hicks...you look just like I feel."

 

[Seph]

you feel beautiful then...

 

[Tisiphone]

We can be beautiful together.

 

[Seph]

we can, i need to have a wash 1st.

 

[Tisiphone]

You want me to wash your back?

 

[jack]

Next he'll be asking you to shave his tongue

 

[Seph]

You want me to wash your back?

no u can lick the royal balls clean tho.

 

[Tisiphone]

Let me get right on that, then.

*kneels down*

 

[Seph]

well while ur down there my asshole cud do with a clean.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'll rim it for ya.

 

[Seph]

good lass.

 

[Donovan]

I only listen because you're somewhat attractive and have boobs. If you had a penis(like Yub) I wouldn't listen to you most likely.

And if you had boobs AND a penis, you'd be his avatar...