Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

It's lucky The Flash isn't real then!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Scotty would know how to break the laws of physics in order to soften Flash's landings.

 

[Cassie]

nonbinary agenda @nbagenda · Nov 6

instead of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend", use gender neutral terms like: - Rival - Archnemesis - Vampire Lord - USS Enterprise - Mist Creature

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd fuck a mist creature every day.

 

[Cassie]

@dcas1978: A bit of scale, for all of us nerds and geeks following the #CometLanding

 

[Cassie]

The Smoking Gun ‏@tsgnews 1h1 hour ago

Florida man, 19, pleads not guilty to lewd act with stuffed animal inside Walmart: Man Pleads Not Guilty To Lewd Act In Walmart | The Smoking Gun

WHATEVER YOU SAY FLORIDA MAN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The horse was asking for it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I guess he never went to college, and had his turn with a team mascot.

 

[Cassie]

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 1h1 hour ago

Florida Man Assaults Friend With Bucket During Fight Over Whether or Not Acquaintance Was Dead Man charged with fight over whether or not acquaintance was dead - Police Blotters - Northwest Florida Daily News …

Come on, Florida man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He is the spirit of Florida.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The very last Ice Bucket Challenge.

 

[Cassie]

Chloe Bennet and Emily Bett Rickards are talking about drinking coffee and playing dress up together.

https://twitter.com/ChloeBennet4/status/532931781662494720

Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4 2h2 hours ago

@EmilyBett three cups in on this end! I'm ready to do a shield-arrow mash up so we can play dress up together

Emily Bett Rickards ‏@EmilyBett 1h1 hour ago

@ChloeBennet4 first cup up. Hasn’t quite hit yet BUT I’m constantly ready for this dressupmashupdanceup

 

[Cassie]

I FORGOT THE PICTURES

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/Maisie_Williams/status/533606848705085440

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Even his facial hair looks sad.

 

[Cassie]

babby grill ‏@ttaylorking Oct 30

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO CAKE FOR YOU!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The "pipes" in the Mario games are obvious phallic symbols right?

 

[Cassie]

lawblob ‏@lawblob 17h17 hours ago

because Charles Manson has been locked up since 1971, he's one of the few non-gamer men left in America, making him very desirable to women.

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/malonebarry/status/535011241857523713