Gems from Twitter

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

https://twitter.com/Filosofizer/status/554901638889373697

Best reply:
@TorbenFrost @IkiFoo or Spock appeared behind Queenie with his Vulcan nerve pinch trick thing

NOW THAT'S A FAN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jason Mansfielde ‏@JasonMansfielde 2h2 hours ago

God answered my prayers RT @MikeyFresh1: Lmao Nancy Grace vs 2 Chainz Marijuana debate tonight ”

Hopefully he'll end up shooting her.

 

[Cassie]

Eggs if you don't follow Ken Jennings on Twitter you SHOULD IMO https://twitter.com/KenJennings

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DONE.

 

[Cassie]

YOU GOT THAT WRONG retweeted
Phil Nelson ‏@philnelson 2h2 hours ago Hayes Valley, San Francisco

Scotland has such interesting wildlife

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mr Tumnus is hot okay.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'VE SEEN WORSE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mega Squirrel!

 

[Cassie]

Fred Zeleny retweeted
Stubarb ‏@Stubarb1 4h4 hours ago

Can't get enough of Skeletor on a kitten.

 

[Cassie]

Hayley Atwell ‏@HayleyAtwell 8h8 hours ago Burbank, CA

Agent Carter the musical

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to see her singing and dancing...

 

[Cassie]

Cher ‏@cher 17h17 hours ago

I THINK, HITLER,GOEBBELS,GORING,HIMMLER,& HESS ARE LIVING IN ICLOUD….

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I haven't ruled it out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love how Beliebers have hijacked MLK Day and turned it into #BeliebersDay. Because their struggle is the same as the struggle for equality.

 

[Cassie]

OMG THE STRUGGLE IS REAL I LOVE YOU JUSTIN I'M HAVING YOUR 16TH BABY RIGHT NOW BIELEB DAT OKAY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Fortunately, #BeliebersDay is not current'y trending. while several MLK-related hashtags are.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But two guys named Kian and JC waxing each other on a subway or something is #1.

 

[Cassie]

Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks · 2h 2 hours ago

We apologize for poor judgment shown in a tweet sent earlier. We did not intend to compare football to the civil rights legacy of Dr. King.

 

[Dr Dave]

Silly Sea Chickens (which is what I call the Seattle Seahawks).

Fred Zeleny retweeted
Stubarb ‏@Stubarb1 4h4 hours ago

Can't get enough of Skeletor on a kitten.

Does his evilness know no bounds?

 

[Cassie]

Best Of Drug Forums ‏@DrugForumsBest 1h1 hour ago

4/5 only because wrong product was sent to me, almost killing me and 10 of my friends. Very fast shipping though