Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

Can it still play Magicland Dizzy?

 

[Cassie]

The Expanse Writers ‏@TheExpanseWR 14h14 hours ago Santa Monica, CA


Like father like sons

A new #TheExpanse #Halloween favorite- Amos & his two mini's dressed as Amos! How abs adorbs @weschatham

#Costume

 

[headvoid]

https://twitter.com/i/moments/783245236554178560

Riker Googles Brexit

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course one of his first questions would be about sex...

 

[FBI parte due]

https://twitter.com/caveman444

 

[Cassie]

I research the flat earth every day!

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/caveman444/status/819398294581354496

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/realRealDukat

 

[Cassie]

He's way smarter than Trump, tho!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And a more believable character.

 

[headvoid]

My new favourite account is Perfumeadsforsale

There are many gems, but the inclusion of The Rock and Kiera Knightley made this one ready for The MF

https://twitter.com/PerfumeAds/status/955164464948629504

 

[Cassie]

That is awesome. Perfume ads are weird as shit, now they are weirder. lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that written by a robot or did they just search my dreams?

 

[headvoid]

I thought at first it was a Wacky sock puppet, it is VERY you.

 

[Mirah]

Perfume ads for sale on twitter!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now I'm imagining the sexual benefits of having one's knees bend backwards.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So that's what bending it like Beckham means!!!!! (Fifteen year old movie reference.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That’s less than twice the age of this thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And you started it on the eighth anniversary of 9/11, you monster.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why did it take me 2 years to post in it?