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General dreams thread

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I was going to post a thread about a specific dream I had last night, but didn't think it was worth its own thread.

The specific dream: I saw Amanda Seyfried walking her dogs near where I live and the dogs ran over to me and I said hello to them, calling them by their names. When she came to get them I asked "are you Amanda Seyfried? I know your dogs from the internet" and she said "oh you recognise the dogs but not me?" Her hair was nice. That's all I remember.
 
For the last twenty years or so I have lusting after Emma Bunton, and never once in all that time have I ever dreamed of her, until a few nights ago.

For some reason we were staying at the same hotel, we got to talking, then we got to kissing, then she whipped her top off, which was nice.

For some reason then there was some family guy style cut away to William Shatner saying "funbagatatas", then when it cut back to me I am carrying her through the hotel, down what seemed like an almost endless corridor, during which time all the other guests seemed to be evacuating the hotel due to an oncoming storm.

As I opened the door rain and wind was already coming into the room, but neither of us were bothered, I threw her on the bed, got ready to dive on top, and ....

Beep beep beep, worst ever timed alarm clock.
 
Another minefield (kind of) dream last night.

Menty was driving me and Yub around in his massive yacht, Yub was getting into Menty's face because Menty had agreed to pay for SKY for Yubs family, but Yub kept adding more channels without asking, and Menty ended up getting a migraine.

Then I rubbed the back of Menty's head till his headache went off.
 
Was Yub a metaphor for me trying to make Menty post more?

Had a dream where I was back in school (as I often am in dreams) and we had to watch a video about a haunted house, then I found out I'd left my clothes in that house (even though I was wearing clothes?) and had to get them back and everyone else left me alone in the house and I got out quickly while two people were talking about witches and then I realised I'd left my socks behind but I wasn't going back for them!
 
I'm not sure, by the end of the dream he had turned into Daffy Duck, and gone from being there on the boat, to just being on a tv in the boat.

At least I had dreams last night after three restless nights of weird half asleep waking dreams, mostly concerning strange puzzles and obscure batman villains, and stockpiling food.
 
Had a very scary one last night, must have had one eye open or something because the dream started with the real view from my bed.

It felt cold so I got up, went downstairs, and discovered the front door was wide open, I thought to myself, no wonder its cold, then closed it. Almost immediately I was waking up in bed again.

So I got out of bed, went to the bedroom door, and woke up again back in bed.

This happened about ten times, like some much shorter groundhog day, eventually I was digging my nails into my hand, and slapping myself across the face trying to wake up for real, but I felt no pain, I tried to shout to my wife and my voice was nothing but a whisper, and I remember the last thing I said was "I think I am dead"

And then I woke up for real, and I was that scared it took me about an hour before I could go back to sleep.
 
Yeah I hate it when that happens. One time I got all the way to brushing my teeth then I woke up in bed again and thought "shit now I need to brush my teeth again."
 
I have done the fake waking up a few times before, but never ten times in a row, I was beginning to think I would never wake up for real.
 
I'll admit that "thinking you've already brushed your teeth" isn't anywhere near as bad as "thinking you're dead."
 
Okay had a really REALLY long dream last night that started as something and went to something else and I can't remember it all but it felt like it lasted days. Anyway in the end I was in Glasgow and I saw Scarlett Johansson which was nice, but then I saw a guy get shot and I ran from the killer and I ran for fucking ages and when I woke up I was tired from running so much which makes no sense but it's how I felt. So now even when I get some sleep I still end up tired. And also when I woke I was really worried about Scarlett Johansson and wanted to go online to find out of she'd got away okay, until I remembered it was a dream.
 
Had a dream that I was watching the Royal Rumble and Gwyneth Paltrow came out as a surprise entry. Everyone was wondering how she was going to survive in there until suddenly she was wearing Iron Man armour and flying around the ring and the fans were going crazy cheering her.
 
I dreamed I was on a bus, when we got stick in traffic because there was a man sitting on a stool in the middle of the road blocking traffic in both directions, I don't know how this stopped our bus as we had already gone past him, but with traffic at a stand still I decided to move the man himself, I told the bus driver to wait for me, then I got off and moved the man off the road, at which point traffic started moving immediately, I tried to run through the traffic to the bus, but not only had it set off, there was two of them on two roads going in two different directions, and I ran after the wrong one.
 
Had a two part dream that actually carried on again after I woke up, which almost never happens for me.

Anyway in both Princess Di was coming onto me, big time.

Which is odd as I don't remember fancying her when she was alive.
 
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