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General dreams thread

Had a dream where Captain Picard and me were fighting a monster in my back garden and ended up having to blow up my house to kill it. But then I noticed that the explosion wasn't really very big and the garden wouldn't have been damaged...
 
I had a dream that a small holiday town I visit was being featured on a cheesy radio show. Like Chris Evans or Steve Wright. They were asking people a lot of questions about our holiday cottage that we have there. They kept on getting closer until they were asking passers by about a tree we have in the garden and the colour of the paint on the patio doors.

I kept on thinking when are they going to stop? Are they going to go into the house soon and have a mooch around. The tension was building and I was getting very tense listening to the roving reporter.

I was then inside eating eggs and everything was normal. Funny how dreams do that.
 
I think I dreamed I saw Avengers 2 and it was disappointing then I had to go on the internet to defend it but then I found out I'd watched the wrong movie because everyone was talking about the part where the Hulk died. But I can't really remember.
 
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EGG!
 
Had one of those dreams where I got up in the middle of the night and got up and ran up and down my street. When I woke up I felt tired because I'd been running so much and I was worried someone would have seen me. But then I remembered it had been daylight in my dream so it couldn't have really happened. One day though..
 
I had a dream I was being taken round the world by a sexy lady submarine captain. She was stealing stuff but it was people like Assad and the North Koreans so it was OK.

and there were life size turtles made of plastic stuck in vast areas of sand (Bit confused about that bit, and remember being very confused about it in the dream)
 
I had another flying dream last night, I don't remember a lot of the details, but I do recall in order to fly I had to run three steps first, then jump in the air with both hands out in front of me.
 
I was at a party with three other serial killers. I was also a serial killer.

There was a hannibal type one, a female smiling torture pinhead type one and a small ferrety gimp. I think I was a more brutal axe murderer.

There was quite a bit of killing. Hannibal was eating someone, the woman was pulling heads off small people and the ferrety one was in a corner. I suddenly realised I didn;t have anyone to kill, and that also crucially I wasn't a killer at all. I also reailised that the door was locked and they were looking at me. I think I woke up then thank god.
 
I had a weird family reunion type dream the other night, which was odd since most of them are dead. For some reason, it was years ago and I was about to be kicked out of an apartment and had no place to go, so I decided to move back in with my parents. Several family members were there to greet me, along with some old girlfriends I hadn't thought about in years. It sort of had a vibe like that BSG episode where Laura Roslin's mother, Barbara Bush the Elder, is beckoning her to come ashore as she was dying (again).

I hope that's not indicative of anything important.
 
Fuck! I can't remember my dream CaptainWacky! Why didn't I record it somewhere else?!?!? OMG

I know for sure it was a lesbian dream where I kissed Madonna, and she kissed me back and we probably made out or something. DAMMIT! And then I went on this trip the next day and there was a lesbian couple and I wanted to stay with them, or at least tell them "ITS OKAY! I HAD A LESBIAN DREAM LAST NIGHT!" But I didn't say any of those things. I just sat there in silence, on the boat ride, dreaming of lesbians.
WTF
 
Good dream Kira - I think it means you are THE CHOSEN ONE.

Love Child, next time before you go to sleep can you say out loud "INVITE HEADVOID TO MY DREAM PARTY, HE MUST ATTEND" kk thanks.
 
Woke up this morning thinking "shit, I need to fix the tv because for some reason I woke up in the middle of the night and set all the channels to foreign language versions!" This was annoying for a couple of minutes before I realised that waking up in the middle of the night and fucking up the tv had been a dream.
 
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