General Neighbours discussion

[The Tomtrek]

"Hi I'm an angsty teenager who likes 'underground' music and I want to host a show!!"

"Do you have any experience with presenting a radio show?"

"No."

"Do you have any experience with broadcasting equipment?"

"No."

"Do you have any experience with creating a playlist for a two-hour long show?"

"No."

"Then why should I let you on the show?"

"I am a main character."

"HIRED!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I downloaded the Lostboy podcast last night!

I liked the bit where Libby and Dan were sneaking into the pirate radio station and Libby told him to stop acting like they were in Scooby Doo.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I liked the bit when she was "QUICK! PRETEND I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" and he's all "...but you're my wife."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKED HER TITS

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CUBA, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CUBA

 

[The Tomtrek]

I like how Donna is in the opening titles three times now for some reason.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate Didge blowing that bubble.

 

[The Tomtrek]

So wait Toadie wrote a screenplay in a weekend?

Really?

Really?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, he started it the night Guy held him and Callum hostage and somehow finished it in less than a week despite being interviewed by the police, working as a lawyer, being in denial about his dog dying, having a funeral for his dog, eating pizza...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're characters in Neighbours, the script could be absolute shit and it'd still be better than anything their friends or family ever come out with.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think the cat's plan was to kill Declan all along.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Good plan.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Didge will take her own life in support?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So that's how the Parkers all end up leaving? Committing group suicide under Harold's house.

 

[The Tomtrek]

That was some good writing there.

"Hey Elle I'm not going to follow you out for some reason."

"OKAY! I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

He made his choice.

 

[The Tomtrek]

What's with all the bizarre close-ups of the ugly girls mouths?

Does the director have a fetish or something?

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the scenes with Karl, Zeke and Sonny were great. Karl and Susan fucking carry the show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Worst "lesbian kiss" in the history of the world.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Seriously.

Out of all of the very attractive ladies in this show, it's Sunny?


SUNNY?


UGHHHH