General Neighbours discussion

[CaptainWacky]

Why would anyone pay Tim Collins $500 AN HOUR when he always just loses to Toadie in th end anyway?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And if he gets paid that much then how come he hasn't had any of that Australian hair replacement treatment that's always advertised late at night on C4?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Why would anyone pay Tim Collins $500 AN HOUR when he always just loses to Toadie in th end anyway?

It's probably becuase he seems to be the only other lawyer that exists.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does he even have an office or does he just hang around Charlie's?

 

[The Tomtrek]

A BLACK PERSON.

IN NEIGHBOURS.

!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was a cute brown girl working in the General Store too when Lucas couldn't pay. She even got a line!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She looked a bit like Konnie Huq.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder what the dirt Paul has on Tim Collins is.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Zeke aligned some biros, he's got OCD!

Donna visited a website, she's addicted to the internet!

Fitzy said the word "righty" again, he's a boring sod!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I wonder how many "SHOW US YOUR BOOBSSSS" messages Donna got.

And when she'll do it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I, for one, welcome the return of Crazy Zeke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like how Harry's an expert on OCD. And also that comedy music that played everytime something "gay" happened between Ringo and Declan.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The woman should've walked in when Ringo and Declan were on the bed breathing heavily and Ringo said "d'ya wanna go again?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm shocked Dec didn't take his mum and sleep in the same bed as her.

 

[The Tomtrek]

WIN LIBBY'S WEDDING DRESS?!!

Do you think it still smells like Kym Valentine?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I fucking hate Sunny.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jeez louise. I can't dance either. Maybe I should go round all the clubs in London, storm off to the DJ and pull the plug on his decks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Donna should start a rumour that Sunny's got a penis.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They never have sex because Zeke's too distracted trying to make sure their dicks are perfectly lined up.