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General Neighbours discussion

The long awaited return of my Neighbours character portraits.

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It's good but kind of cruel because I don't remember her having huge teeth. :(

Why don't Zeke and Donna just have sex?
 
He teeth are nice, but they do jut out a bit when she's anxious or frustrated (which is most of the time, really).

Zeke + Donna = Zonka?
 
I just didn't understand why Donna and Zeke had nothing to do and they decided to fucknig collect clothes for the fire victims (and got in improbable amount in an hour or something) instead of just saying "hey, we're two young attractive people, let's have sex!" But then if I wrote Neighbours it would be a very different, very perverted show...
 
I hope to one day watch that show. And then watch the repeat at 5:30, and then a few more times on Youtube. And then keep screenshots of favourite scenes for 'a rainy day'.

I'd have an episode where Lyn is accidentally cloned, so all the residents go around bludgeoning the clones to set things right, but Paul goes too far and the cliffhanger at the end is whether Paul killed all the clones AND the original Lyn and it's just a shot of his blood-splattered face, with a wide-eyed maniacal expression as Susan and Summer stand either side of him in the background weeping and inspecting Lyn corpses in the hopes that they'd somehow recognise the real one. Meanwhile, Dr K just shrugs his shoulders and smirks.
 
But then Karl picks up an attractive young woman at the bar (Susan's M.S. has come back and he can't be bothered dealing with that shit) and it's only the next morning that he realises he just slept with a YOUNG LYN CLONE. So he kills her.
 
Kate? Bra? Fitting?

I've come to the conclusion that Summer's only hot when she's doing something vaguely morally wrong. She looked hot in the bit where she was pretending to be at the hospital because she was worried about Thunder Thighs.
 
I dunno... her complete lack of resemblance to Sonya is distracting. And I ain't bein funny or nuffin, but her eyes are a bit scary. She's very catlike.
 
I predict Sonia will tell the truth after catching Callum wanking over Jade.

Also, Summer's breasts seem to be getting nicer.
 
I'm thinking of watching this show. However, my OCD completist nature compels me to catch up and watch all of the previous seasons. There aren't many episodes, right? I can catch up in a fortnight or so, yeah?
 
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