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Georgina Sparks watch

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SAUSAGEMAN

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Week 2: Nowhere in sight. Still at her "spa getaway".
 
Thanks for saving me 45 mins! :)
 
Maybe she was filming a movie...oh wait.
 
GOING TO NEED AN UPDATE ON THIS.
 
I promised Wacky I would give an update tomorrow. She's in the episode, but I haven't watched it yet.
 
That's all I needed to know!
 
Week 3: "Why, why would Georgina do this?" - Dan Humphrey, on learning that Georgina's kid is not his.

"Someone was trying to kill me. A Russian businessman named Sergei." - Georgina Sparks, calmly offering a reasonable explanation.
 
UPDATE REQUIRED.
 
As far as I can tell she wasn't in it, despite rumours last night that she'd "fuck things up."
 
Week 4: Nowhere in sight, but Humphrey can't take her off his mind.
 
If they didn't air a Michelle episode ON HER BIRTHDAY...
 
Week 4: They didn't even mention her, or her Russian baby.
 
Week Five: By some amazing coincidence, everybody ended at the same party!
Serena was surprised to see Lily and Rufus
Lily was shocked at Serena slutting it up with yet another old guy
Blair and Chuck got blindsided by Jenny!
I was aroused at Erik's newfound manliness

(Georgina Sparks surprised no one by not showing up)
 
You got my hopes up...
 
Well we now know Georgina was probably written out so Michelle could work on Crime Matters anyway so we don't need to panic every week.
 
Week Six: Dan needs helps to bring down Blair and Chuck. He doesn't even think of enlisting Georgina's help. Naturally, in her absence, his scheme fails.
 
Week Seven: Blair and Chuck had hate-sex all over the place. The call of Serena's vagina was irresistible for some rich billionaire douche who resigned from Columbia's teaching staff to be with her, or something. Nate was dumb and Juliet was shady, but Vanessa is, luckily enough, a tremendously more awful person than everybody else combined. The Dean of Columbia is still very interested in Serena's vagina. Everyone ends up at the ballet, and Georgina isn't there.
 
Week Eleven: Dan and Blair were fighting over a stapler, and Blair claimed victory by distracting him with "Oh look! There's Georgina's baby!"
 
Oh my god she's coming back next week. I'm so excited, ya'll!
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I find it odd when voiceover guys say things like FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT BANANAS or something. It's impossible to forget something like that, especially as you have just been told to forget something specific by voiceover man.
 
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