Cause you are the best-est mommy in the whole wide world?
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Cause you are the best-est mommy in the whole wide world?
fat
lazy
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Sure, sure. I'll get you a sandwich and a beer.
You don't have some little kids or your aged parents relying on you to support them, do you?
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Excellent.
You look to be in your late 30s. That is usually when fat men have their first heart attack.
You look like a slightly older model of betty white...
eloisel
Forever Empress E
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
zaftig means " juicy" Juicy women are zaftigen, juicy men are zaftiger. They're like oranges and feel no one will rhyme with them, though Vodka will say otherwise.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
All I know is my car is almost paid off, has just under 32,000 miles on it, I've kept the service up on it, and now it is having problems. First, when I go on long drives, a puddle of water shows up in the rear passenger floorboard. I think it has to do with the air conditioner run off but the car dealership seems to think I have to bring the car in and leave it all day or longer so the interior guy can take the inside of my car apart to find where this mysterious leak is coming from. Now, the check engine light came on after I put gas in my car tonight. I think the gas cap isn't as snug as it should be all of a sudden. Dang it. I was going to put off buying a new car but now I think I will have to. The only thing I dislike more than car payments are car problems.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
zaf·tig
[zahf-tik, -tig] Show IPA
adjective Slang . 1. (of a woman) having a pleasantly plump figure.
2. full-bodied; well-proportioned.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
also known as "big titties" in the vernacular. This woman is zaftig
Oh lordy. Ya done spilled the beans. Starguard is going to be drooling all over me now!