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Gluten Free Crack

Mirah said:
AND there were a couple girls-but I only remember one because she had red hair and was fucking gorgeous and of course she said she was a lesbian so I was like fucking distracted after that.
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Of course she said she was a lesbian. There are two kinds of lesbians -- the kind who looks like Bill Gates and is a lesbian because she pretty much doesn't have any choice for the sake of her self-esteem, and then the opposite kind, the kind who's so jaw-droppingly-stupid-gorgeous that if she didn't claim to be a lesbian she'd never beat able to beat all the guys off her with a muddy stick.

Am I making that up? I am not! I've personally encountered both types. The former, you'd need a medical confirmation that they're female. They look like dudes. They SOUND like dudes. They ACT like dudes. They basically ARE dudes. Dudes with saggy tits.

And I've fucked the latter type. They just don't like 99% of men, so they say they aren't into men 100% of the time, just to avoid the hassle.

AND THAT'S MY SWEEPING GENERALIZATION FOR TODAY. :)
 
CaptainWacky said:
Someone's been lesbi-burned.
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Not at all. Those are observations based on first-hand interactions and experience. I've met a dozen of the Bill Gates lookalikes, and known a dozen more of the hot ones who ended up with men and, OH! Turned out they were actually bi, they were just waiting for one specific kind of guy. Sure, that last bit's a cliche -- but ask yourself: How do cliches become cliches? By being true so widely and so often that popular culture takes notice.
 
I laughed! Are you gluten free, too? Been g/f for two years. I've gotten to where the smell walking down the bread aisle at the grocery store makes me ill.

I also didn't know you did stand up! Cool!
 
Friday said:
I laughed! Are you gluten free, too? Been g/f for two years. I've gotten to where the smell walking down the bread aisle at the grocery store makes me ill.

I also didn't know you did stand up! Cool!
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I can relate!
I am not gluten free however, but I avoid wheat, and starchy potatoes and white rice. But it is much easier to say "gluten-free" on stage.
I started doing stand up a couple years ago finally. I have always wanted to do it.

Good to see you Friday!!!
 
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